A very important, under-rated job. In a nut shell, it is a nutshell... Being on call 24/7, a flume technician is responsible for ensuring that the structural and watertight integrities of any and all flumes are maintained using technical equipment including duct tape, bungee cords, and clothespins (MacGyver style).

It is a booming profession. It's getting popular as well.

Jenn: What does Phil do all day? He always looks so busy but I never see him working.
Tom: Are you serious? Phil's the flume technician! Who would we call if his flume started leaking?
Jenn: But it always leaks...
Tom: EXACTLY! And he's always working on it! The lab would flood Zoltan style if he took a break.
Jenn: You have opened my eyes. How could I have been so wrong!
Phil: Hey dudes

Flume Technician by Thom Krüse April 17, 2009

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Flume Candy

1. Any crease on a female's body that a man might find sexually appealing. Well-known examples include breast cleavage and butt crack. Lesser known examples include the back of the armpit ("huffle"), calf-hamstring crease, and elbow crease.

2. A penis.

1. There some definite flume candy under that baby tee.

2. That chick's huffle needs some flume candy.

Flume Candy by EugeneCLukas October 7, 2011

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Flume spoon

Spooning on a log flume

Wanna flume spoon at Alton Towers?

Flume spoon by Armadillopoop November 4, 2016

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flume flogger

One who sucks a penis in an enjoyable way. He or she is a flume floggee

He or she is a flume flogger.

flume flogger by IAMIMC December 14, 2022

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Shuffle