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Oil floats on Water

1) Wait for it to rain

2) Cover Yourself in Oil

3) Fly
“Oil Floats on Water!”
“1) Wait for it to Rain?”
“2) Cover Yourself in Oil-“
“3) Fly...”
Oil floats on Water by Jacket1989_ December 4, 2020

float one 

To fart, as with an air biscuit.
Person one: "What the fuck is that fucking smell?"
Person two: "Sorry dude, I totally had to float one..."

Optional: "I totally floated one..."
float one by Halitosis9000 November 20, 2007

Hate floats on top of Alcohol 

It's when people get drunk Enough for all the bad things to start coming out. People's secrets, fears, and general stuff they have been hiding like people they hate.
"You see how mean she got" . " Yeah man hate floats on top of Alcohol".

Flat on your side

Term used in reference to laying on your side in bed, in between laying flat on your back and flat on your stomach
You are laying flat on your side

down like four flat tires on a dump truck 

Means that you are cool about doing something.
Mike says: Hey are you down to go to the movie tonight.

Rashad says: I'm down like four flat tires on a dump truck.

White sausages on flat plate 

Multiple lines of cocaine served on a flat surface
"I'm already wired. My breakfast was a couple of white sausages on a flat plate