flat tire

Stepping on the back of someone's shoe so that they have to put it back on. When I moved to Los Angeles peaople were calling this a "wedgie," but that's plain wrong! A wedgie involves whitey-tidies and a display of upward force.

That bastard gave the blind guy a wedgie during a fire drill.

flat tire by Fred the nerd February 4, 2004

Flat tire

A girl with a flat ass

That girl has a flat tire

Flat tire by Antistheoneandonly December 17, 2014

Flat Tire

Getting an elbow in the testicles during a pit stop gone wrong.

I was getting the best pit stop from this girl when she accidentally gave me a flat tire.

Flat Tire by TheMasterOfBates May 6, 2011

flat tire

Noun

Slang for 'half flaccid penis' or 'incredibly small and useless penis'. This is said to originated with the Tourette's Guy.

You Have a flat tire.

flat tire by misterissues June 11, 2009

Flat Tire

When you have a good buzz, then you eat food and the food kills your buzz completely.

"There I was a Billy's house for a BBQ. I had like 3 Oly tall boys and was feeling great...until I ate a fat burger...completely lost my buzz...totally flat tired my self"

Flat Tire by Johnny Boy Kz August 11, 2014

Flat Tire

In a chick fight when one girl steps on the other girls foot and punches her in the chest really hard.

The flat tire is the best way to win at Foxy Boxing.

Flat Tire by ASS-assin August 29, 2009

Flat Tire

when you punch a person in their breast implants so hard that they burst, thus giving their chest the appearance of a flat tire.

I accidentally elbowed her in the left tit and now she has got a flat tire

Flat Tire by jermlova March 18, 2011