Faster than the speed of nut 

When events are taking place at an incredibly fast pace, similar to when a man is having sex and ejaculates much ealier than expected.

"How are they moving in together already? Their relationship is moving faster than the speed of nut!"

Faster than the speed of nut by Monkey Jane January 12, 2017

faster daddy 

mean sex haha

Colby brock: want go faster??
Me: YES DADDY GO FASTER DADDY OMFG YESSS

faster daddy by Colby brock is hot fuck fuck m April 23, 2021

faster than Walt Flanagan's dog 

Possessing unusual haste or punctuality; alludes to a (presumably remarkably fast) dog owned by a minor character in Kevin Smith's "Jersey" series.

"Damn, that bastard's faster than Walt Flanagan's dog!"

faster than Walt Flanagan's dog by GumboSoup April 5, 2003

Faster Than Light 

When sex only lasts 10 seconds or less.

I had sex for the first time but it was Faster Than Light.
Wow Did You Cum Too Fast
No It was done that quick

Faster Than Light by real_men_uber rick August 24, 2021

Faster Horses 

A 1975 Tom T Hall song in which an elderly cowboy tells him the 4 secrets to a better life

Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, and more money

Faster Horses by JB920 December 30, 2021

Faster Than Your Mom

Faster Than Your Mom is a term used to describe a gamer who sandbags or is new to a game. It is a term you would use when one of these actions occur.

Friend: “Where you taking the killer?”
Poison: “I’m taking the killer to shack”
*player decides to sandbag*
“HOLY SHIT DWIGHT, MOVE YOUR BITCH ASS FASTER THAN YOUR MOM”

Faster Than Your Mom by Poison2793 May 19, 2022

Faster than a hooker in skechers 

a phrase describing how fast a person or anything really can move. Deriving from the ability of a hooker wearing sneakers to move faster than most who wear stilletos.

Man 1: did u see that guy running from the cops?

Man 2: yeah....

Man 3: guy was moving faster than a hooker in skechers!

Man 1&2: Lololololololololololol!!!!

Faster than a hooker in skechers by Jojo Thunderboltz & Torched-Up March 7, 2010