Fairweather Friend 

Someone who poses as a friend when it suits them, but are shady or shonky at other times.

After Mat broke up with my friend, he would act extremely shady all the time, pretending to lose his phone, and pretending not to receive SMS's. At times there was even no toilet paper, or shit on the walls. He is a fairweather friend.

Fairweather Friend by FWF September 24, 2010

fairweather family 

Someone who is family or acts like family when it's easy for them to be, them change on you when it's through thick and thin.

Family, most of the time, is fairweather family until provened innocent.

fairweather family by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 31, 2007

Fairweather Drinker 

Someone who only drinks when it is the cool thing to do. You can identify a fairweather by licking your finger and putting it in the air to check the weather.

"Hey Clay, stop being such a fairweather drinker and schwill a beer"

Fairweather Drinker by Evan T October 10, 2007

fairweather fan 

To be a fan of a team only when that team is successful and to not associate with that team during unsuccessful periods.

Most often the term is used incorrectly to describe a fan who is extremely critical of their team during unsuccessful periods.

Wow, Bill really is a fairweather fan. He won't even talk about baseball now that the Tigers are losing.

fairweather fan by Milkman14 August 6, 2010

Josh Fairweather

Noun; To be a "Josh Fairweather" is to be a very vertically challenged man who romantically loves other men.

Josh Fairweathering, Verb; "Josh Fairweathering" means to perform the act of having anal sex with men, while being a vertically challenged man.

Noun; Josh Fairweather; " Hey dude, look at that migit over there. He looks so gay."
"Yeah bro he's such a Josh Fairweather"

Verb; Josh Fairweathering; "Hey man, I know you can't control the fact that you are super short, but at least stop Josh Fairweathering."
"I already told you bro I'm not gay"
"Dude you're having anal sex with a man"

Josh Fairweather by Officer Chad Thundercock July 6, 2022

fairweather fan 

Liking a team only when they do good, and drastically hating them when they do bad. It's like liking the good weather and hating the bad weather.

Ryan's complaining about the (insert team name here) again because they lost a game, such a fairweather fan.

fairweather fan by CHI-FAN May 10, 2010

Fairweather Johnson 

Casual Sports Fans. Defined by Hootie & the Blowfish when asked the meaning of their album of the same name.

Rob is such a Fairweather Johnson, he doesn't even know the Phillies are in the Senior League!

Fairweather Johnson by k-Spit May 8, 2007