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FaceBomber 

FaceBomber (feys bom-er) -noun One who makes random comments on their friend's Facebook pages, or those they don't actually know or remember but accepted them anyways, often after extremely long periods of time since you actually communicated directly with them but you forget because you read their posts in your feed everyday and you feel like you know them again. see also PhotoBomber
This guy is such a Facebomber, I haven't spoken to him since high school and he keeps making stupid comments on my wall.
FaceBomber by DanTheMan1970 July 28, 2009

Facebookery 

Facebookery
In the use of Facebook or other such media is the manipulation the of algorithms by created application to acquire and use data of legitimate accounts and the creation of fake accounts. Disinformation campaigns are a facet.
Cambridge Analytica was a purveyor of facebookery.
Facebookery by Nymphoseud November 2, 2018

facebooker 

A high school or college student that spends an exceptional amount of time posting and browsing on Facebook; usually spending more than a half-hour a day on Facebook.

I could tell a guy on my floor was a facebooker when he was wasting hours of his time a day posting on Facebook.
facebooker by Bayard Lewis June 25, 2006

facebookery 

The act of dicking around on Facebook for extended periods of time.
"I finally made it out of the house today after the 18 hours of facebookery this afternoon."
facebookery by CKMeredith February 22, 2010

facebooker 

origin: portmanteau of facebook and hooker. circa 2006
1. a person who friend-request strangers and use wallposts as a way to meet new people
2. a person who spends obscene amounts of time on facebook, waiting for a new message/wall post and replies to messages immediately hoping the recipient hasn't logged off yet
3. a person who frequently changes their facebook status so that they will appear on their friend's home screen
4. a person who will make pointless posts on their friends' walls to elicit more posts on their own walls in order to appear more popular
5. a person who feels depressed when he/she doesn't receive a facebook notification for an hour.
Steve- "This girl looks really popular. She gets wall posts every 10 minutes."
Joe- "No, she's just a facebooker. She has never met half of those people, and she is initiating every wall-to-wall conversation."
facebooker by RuoJie August 3, 2008

facebooger 

An unsightly or unwanted comment or post left on your facebook profile or wall.
Ah man! Someone left a facebooger on my prom picture... :(

How do I get rid of this facebooger that someone just left on my wall?!
facebooger by Morg_rp April 14, 2009