FMJ

Fuck My Job

Zoe: "How's work going?"
Matt: "FMJ Zoe, FMJ. I am really over today, not one thing has gone to plan."
Zoe: "Oh. YOLO."

FMJ by Zoeeeee June 4, 2013

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Full Metal Jacket

A movie. A powerful study of warfare and its dehumanising effects. Brought up in any debate on war movies.

FMJ was on last night.

fmj by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

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FMJ

Foul Mouthed Jerk - a now-legendary term from a disgruntled poster on an automotive internet forum, to a group of fellow posters he took offence to. The other posters turned it into a humourous term for someone they liked. Originally used in a derogatory fashion, it is now used to denote yourself as someone you're proud to be (like a rebel) and you wear it on t-shirts and greet other FMJs with it. There is even a racing team devoted to the term and it was probably not the original poster's intentions to make it as big as it has become.

Hey, what's doing FMJs; Are all you FMJs going tonight; What are you FMJs doing on the weekend?

FMJ by Aussie740Limo July 24, 2008

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FMJ

FMJ- Fingering, Making out, And jerking him off. All at the same time. He would be fingering the girl, She would be jerking him off, and you would be making out while all of this is going on. Its quite satisfying. It also makes an amazing sound. Two moans in harmony,

"this weekend my boyufriend and I tried FMJ, it was great,"

FMJ by Mj1232001 August 22, 2016