Elmhurst, il 

While it has it's negatives, Elmhurst arguably has the best location of all Chicagoland suburbs. Being bordered by I-88, I-290, I-294 and it's relative central location, anywhere in Chicagoland is within a 45 min. drive.

No traffic from Elmhurst, il:

Loop: 15-20 min.
O'hare: 15-20 min.
Midway: 25 min.

Elmhurst, il by hurst is the worst March 2, 2009

Elmhurst, Illinois

Town right outside of Chicago, Illinois. Filled with rich white kids...and more rich white kids, with the occasional racially diverse person thrown in there.

Know for it's heroin problem, highschool cross country team, incredibly slutty girls, preppy "jocks", and the fact that everyone there thinks they're ghetto. Which they aren't.

Also, one of those towns where if you don't get out soon enough, you won't get out at all. It'll suck you right back in Seems nice on the surface, but in truth, everyone hates it.

If you're there now, GET OUT, or have fun living a life of being a stepford wife, classic working husband, or a whiny, bitchy teenager.

Loser Jock 1:Dude! My mom bought a $60 fish for our koi pond!

Loser Jock 2: Yo nigz, thats the whitest thing I ain't never heard!

Loser jock 1: You're not black...this is Elmhurst, Illinois....

Loser Jock 2: Yes I is nigga!

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Elmhurst, Illinois by Helpthissucks February 20, 2011

Elmhurst Hot 

a decent looking girl who appears hot at a small school but wouldn't be anything at a major university. This individual tends to believe that they are hot shit too.

Dude Amanda's so hot.
No man she's just Elmhurst Hot.

Elmhurst Hot by Gerald murphy December 30, 2011

Elmhurst College

A liberal arts school with well respected programs in business,education,nursing and psychology. Elmhurst College generally attracts natives of the Chicago land area who are looking for a small college where the faculty actually cares and one does not pay out a fortune to study under an apathetic graduate assistant. Most of the traditional students at Elmhurst are sympathetic kids who are there for an education not to party.

"I've decided to go to Elmhurst College, because I did not get into Northwestern or U of I in Urbana".

Elmhurst College by hyperion64 March 12, 2012

Elmhurst Illinois 

Great place. Great XC team. Thats about it.

Man 1: Went to Elmhurst Illinois yesterday
Man 2: Really? I heard they have a great XC team!
Man: True

Elmhurst Illinois by Tom Hanks 12345t November 27, 2011