The Roger Ebert

The act of a standing 69 in which you also penetrate the anal sphincter by giving the "two thumbs down" rating. This may be given in the event of a poor effort regarding the lower half of the standing 69. Or straight boredom. Also can be referred to as simply "The Ebert". Patent pending on the "Ebert and Roper".

Brought the spinner home from the bar. She had the oral ability of a teething todler. In response to her lack of skill during our standing 69 session, I decided to rate her performance by giving the "two thumbs down" rating, thus invoking the Roger Ebert.

The Roger Ebert by Drunk guys at the bar September 10, 2011

Ebere 

One of the most sexiest girls. Very attractive to guys. Non rejectable. Has a bit of foreign attached to her

Man: Who that .

Friend: That's my girl
Man: What's her name
Friend: Ebere
Man: Should've known

Ebere by Tyrone Cleeks April 19, 2017

eberechi 

God's mercy
Intelligent angel

Come here Eberechi

eberechi by Eberechi October 22, 2018

ebere 

She's so nice. She's the most beautiful person ever. Shes probably a christian, She talks about god alot. She can be so, so annoying. She will keep her feelings inside but she's very, very loving.

Ebere is a name.

ebere by tyrell carell December 27, 2016

Ebert's Law

When you ask somebody to try their own hand at something before criticizing your efforts, you have violated Ebert's Law and lost the argument. Roger Ebert is not a filmmaker, but he knows what he likes and doesn't, and has every right to say so. Similarly, people don't need to be chefs to recognize a good restaurant, or musicians to appreciate a symphony.

Person 1: Your story is rubbish!
Person 2: I bet you couldn't do better!

Person 2 has violated Ebert's Law

Ebert's Law by Sairin December 30, 2004

Jordan Eberle 

Canada's hero! Jordan Eberle is a Canadian hockey player currently playing in the WHL for the Regina Pats. Eberle was drafted in the 1st round 22nd overall by the Edmonton Oilers. He has thrown a Canadian Jersey over his head 3 times, once in the IIHF Ivan Hlinka Tournament, once in the IIHF U-18 Championships and lastly, for the World Juniors where he got his nickname as "Canada's hero". Scoring with 5.4 seconds on the clock, on Team Russia's Vadim Zhelobnyuk to tie the game.

Guy : Did you win your game last night?

Guy 2 : Yeah, I pulled a Jordan Eberle late in the game to send it to overtime where we won!

Jordan Eberle by HockeyFan33 November 4, 2009

teach Roger Ebert to yodel

Something that is exceedingly difficult.

Students, I don't want to hear any more complaining about the term papers. You've had all semester to do this and the assignment has not changed. It's not like I'm asking you to teach Roger Ebert to yodel.

teach Roger Ebert to yodel by Pork Breakdown December 15, 2010