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[Duluth] 

-City where you are taxed $3 a month for city street lights.
-You live on a hill so your gets $10 a gallon
-Duluth knows that and keeps gas prices 50 cents higher than everyone else
-Home of a fucked city council
-Bankrupt
-Watching a ship go by knowing you could beat it running backwards
-Streets full of potholes
- 55 below windchill
-Nightlife is driving the "Loop" at the canal
-Home of wanna-be white gangsters
-The Projects have nicer houses than the middle class
-Home of treehugging hippies
-News reports of stray rabbits on Park Point
[Duluth] by PEN24 March 25, 2009

Duluth Corsage 

The bloody ring that is left around your wrist after fisting a woman while she has her period.
After fisting Betty, Sam had a rose-colored ring around his wrist..otherwise known as the Duluth Corsage.

Duluth Abortion 

The act of giving birth directly into Lake Superior from atop the Lift Bridge.
The other day I was in Canal Park and this lady was having a Duluth Abortion in plain daylight. The baby struggled for damn near 20 minutes.

Duluth Goofy Hours 

A period of time that takes place in Duluth, Minnesota from 11pm to 5am where all the goofies, tweakers, crackheads and mentally unstable roam around 4th street terrorizing people.
David: Wanna go get some snacks at the 4th street gas station?

Matthias: No man, it’s Duluth Goofy Hours!

David: Oh nevermind then, I don’t wanna get robbed.

Duluth door knob 

The insertion of a hand into an anus, forming a fist, and wrenching in a back-and-forth motion similar to the act of turning a doorknob.
A. "Grandpa gave me a Duluth door knob last night!"
B. "My butthole hurts this morning" "Did she give you a Duluth door knob?"
C. "You have to start with a finger or two, you can't jump right into gettin Duluth door knobs!"
Duluth door knob by pancho88 June 29, 2011

Duluth handshake 

Starts when one man in a locker room slip n slides naked into the middle of the rest of the men who are gathered in a large circle. The men take turns slip n sliding into the open legs of the man who most previously went. This continues until all the men are one continuous line of men straddling each other.
"Hey bro how was your day?"

"Pretty great dude, I partook in my first Duluth handshake."

"That's awesome man I love those."

"Yeah the feeling of another man's face on my penis is pretty great."

"Agreed."