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Three Headed Dragon

A deadly (as in you'll probably DIE) concoction of drugs, made up to provide the most intense 35 seconds of your life (also the last 35). Three Headed Dragon consists of the three stimulants: crack cocaine, crystal meth, and ecstasy.

I wouldn't recommend it... seriously.
Dude 1: Yo dawg, so I took some of the craziest shit a minute ago, called Three Headed Dragon. MAN IS THIS STUFF AWESOME, I'M SO EXCI- *dies*
Dude 2: Yep, Three Headed Dragon alright...
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three headed dragon

The act of oral sex between a man and two women in which one woman lays on her stomach while blowing the man while he is on his back, and he simultaneously eats out a woman who is on her knees leaning forward. It creates an up down shape like the body of a dragon. Hence the name.
Last night I met these two chicks. We went back to my place and made a three headed dragon.

Double headed dragon 

Whenever you get so fucked up you throw up on your dick while your taking a shit.
person 1: Dude you were so fucked up last night...
person 2: I know, I had a double headed dragon...
person 1: Omg are you okay?? Do you need some water?

double headed dragon 

created by two stoners in the country, you put 2 bowls in a water pipe and hit a ghost.
Yo, you ready for the double headed dragon ?

Twin-headed dragon

that awkward moment when your pee is split into two and you miss the spot making a lot of mess around the desired target
I tried to kill a fly with my pee, but the twin-headed dragon saved it.
Twin-headed dragon by yоshi March 6, 2014

Two Headed Dragon 

Two people sharing the same article of clothing in order to better shelter themselves from a hazard. This clothing must either have no zipper, or be zipped up all the way.
It was raining and he didn't have a jacket, so we both wore my sweater and pulled a two headed dragon.


The pirates were going to kill the two midgets, but one midget stood on the other's shoulders underneath a trench coat and they seemed gigantic. The pirates were scared off by the two headed dragon.
Two Headed Dragon by Yellowmelon February 7, 2009

twin headed dragon  

doing twin headed dragon style hand monuvers stiking 2 of ur fingers in her pussy doing crazy twist and turns
ur momloves the twin headed dragon i gave her
twin headed dragon by yoggy4 April 18, 2009