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ham doodler

noun.

One who slices off a warm piece of glazed ham from a freshly baked roast and then proceeds to wrap cet piece of ham around his erect penis and uses this to perform a sexual act upon his penis.
Matthew's younger sister, Megan, caught him doodling a piece of ham. She cried, "You ham doodler!"
ham doodler by Mousekewitz August 4, 2009

dick doodler 

1. Someone who has an acute desire to draw penises.

2. A fuck stick.
Dallas Drummond is a dick doodler.

Doggie doodler 

A term used by HopingButton to characterize a zoophile commiting to the act of sexual intercourse with their pet dog.
Basically, a zoophile likes their dog so much they fuck it.
Look at this fellow, i bet he is a Doggie doodler!

Wang Doodler 

When you have a girl hanging from a fan upside down, while giving you a blowjob. Formally known as the yangtze massacre
I was pipin this bitch and she pulled out a rope and gave me the best wang doodler EVER!
Wang Doodler by Condon Nick February 28, 2009

yankee doodler 

It's when you eat al dente macaroni off the erect phallus of a gentleman stripper.
Do you add salt to the pasta water in which you cook the macaroni for the Yankee Doodler, or is that considered poor form?

Bum Doodler 

Noun - One who doodles a bum. see Butt Sex
Verb - Bum Doodle (doodled)
I think that bum doodler had his way with me when i passed out last night.
Bum Doodler by Deatharc June 2, 2009