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Catfish Dogfight 

Using a fake emergency (usually involving and immediate family members illness), to abort a date once discovering you have been catfished.

Such as what happened to Michael Anderson, Crescent head 2017
Remember when we helped Michael catfish dogfight that complete lemon at crescent head
Catfish Dogfight by Quasimodo21 February 25, 2017

I wouldn't take her to a dogfight 

A term used to describe a hideous woman, or a woman so ugly that one wouldn't want to take her out in public
Jim: "I set you up a date with my cousin, Mildred this weekend "
Bob: "screw that, I wouldn't take her to a dogfight, she's so ugly!"

Dog fight fart 

Flatulence that sounds like canines fighting.
The chili caused a dog fight fart Fiesta among the soccer players.
Dog fight fart by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

docfight 

Docfight (noun, verb)

/'dok - fite/

1. (noun) A knowledge-centric battle between two ambitious medical students to determine which is intellectually superior, generally revolving around the diagnosis and/or treatment of extremely rare illnesses. Often instigated by a hierarchically-superior medical professional assaulting an intellectually inferior colleague with a battery of medical questions as a form of teaching, which is informally referred to as "pimping" due to the repeated violation the poor saps are subjected to. The two docfighting students, sensing weakness, will then pounce and begin to shout out the correct answers.

2. (verb) The act of engaging in a docfight.

Etymology: Derived from the analogous noun "cockfight."
Did you hear about when Dave and Kelly got into a docfight about the physical findings in Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome? The attending was pimping poor Steve, but of course he had no clue; Dave quickly said intra-abdominal testes and scant pubic hair, but then out of nowhere, Kelly whipped out enlarged breasts! Needless to say, we were all stunned.
docfight by doctor trey November 12, 2010

Kentucky dog fight

The act of trying to pick up two less than attractive women in the same bar, in hopes they will fight over you in the parking lot. This practice is actually outlawed in Raywick, ky.
Also known as a South Georgia hog hunt.
This is almost as much fun as a kentucky dog fight.
Kentucky dog fight by ghost3x7 April 22, 2009