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Dog Poop Shoot

A dogs poop shoot has two functions, one of which is to poop, the other one is that it can be used as a reset button if your dog is having issues.
Joe: Dude, I think my dog is about to die... it's having heart problems.
Yuri: Nah bro, if you just press your dog poop shoot, it will reset and be fine again.
Joe: Thanks bro!!

Flaming bag of dog poop 

The flaming bag of dog poop is one of the most masterful strategies ever laid out in prank warfare. The prank works as follows: poop (or shit, whatever) in a basic brown bag (the kind you may have eaten lunch out of as a kid), then put the bag on the porch of your arch nemesis, finally light the top of the bag on fire, ring the doorbell (or knock) and RUN BITCH RUN! to a pre-set hiding/viewing location. If all went as planned the victim will see the flaming bag and be all like "ahh fire!" followed by a quick stomping of the bag. With all factors included the person is about to have some very shitty shoes(booya!). Otherwise known as: The flaming bag of dog shit, the flaming shit bag, the bag o' molten shit.
Mary: Nice shoes John, they new?
John: They were 'till some kid pulled the ol' flaming bag of dog poop.

A very ugly disgusting unfunny gay homophobic transphobic asianphobic disgusting racist latinophobic misogynist person that eats shit and smells dog poop 

A beautiful person with a great personality that is lovely, smart, kind, and, inspiring.
"Wow he looks like an ugly A very ugly disgusting unfunny gay homophobic transphobic asianphobic disgusting racist latinophobic misogynist person that eats shit and smells dog poop"

Pornhead Poop Dog Butt Face 

A friend that you are mad at for 3-5 seconds
Dude don't be a Pornhead Poop Dog Butt Face

Poop Dog 

What white old women see black people as.
Hey you, poop dog. Get away from my ricer.
Poop Dog by SpydeR January 31, 2005

Poop Dog 

A poop dog is when your toddler fills his drawers and wanders the house spreading his odor and fecal matter to all he encounters.
Hey man, sorry I'm late...my kid went Poop Dog on me right as we were leaving.
Poop Dog by Momadaddy March 22, 2011