Dennis 

An extremely smart person who gets the job done better than anyone else. Name literally means "wild, crazy, strategic and smart". People never mess with this guy.

1. Hey man! What are you doing?

Tryin' to fix this damn lawn mower. I need to be a Dennis to figure this out.

Dennis by CC-1162 March 25, 2007

Dennis 

It me.

Thank.

Person: Dennis?

Me: it me.

-Dennis.

Dennis by TinTinnitus January 17, 2019

Dennis 

Dennis: originating from the name Dionysus AKA God of Wine. (They sure do love a good wine or beer) Dennis is a character. Once you meet him it will be hard to come across another person like him again. Dennis loves his family and friends. He is the most loyal person in town. He is fearless and a great ally. Definitely someone you would want in your apocalypse survival team. He works hard to make ends meet and he is full of soul and ideas. Everyone needs a Dennis.

“Who was that awesomely amazing guy that just walked by??”

“He must be... Dennis”

Dennis by THEwiseBambino October 6, 2020

Dennis 

Method of moving in on a girl so she'll fall for you so hard she'll never recover.
 
D- demonstrate value
E- engage physically
N- nurture independence
N- neglect emotionally
I- inspire hope
S- separate entirely

Do it right.

You Dennis-ed that girl so hard she's yours forever.

Dennis by cougrrr November 20, 2009

Dennis 

Calm under pressure, self-assured, all-knowing, all-seeing, seeker of wisdom and truth, a Dennis stands out in any gathering--not through loud, attention-grabbing tactics, but rather through an animated glow that is unmistakable. All living things love a Dennis because they sense a communal, loving nature. Even trees lean towards a Dennis that is in their presence. In short, a Dennis is an invaluable, yet humble presence that should be quietly worshipped.

It was just another ordinary day, that is until a Dennis showed up!

Dennis by DaMenke September 8, 2013

Dennis 

A Dennis is like a trusting buddy hard to handle at first but when ur close enough, having a Dennis around would make the world a better place Dennis is like a snugly big bear that won’t disapear you and Dennis can talk to ur hearts content and it wouldn’t be boring he can be annoying at times but you will get use to it, he is some that u can trust and tease at the same time

Wow u got a Dennis! Me too HIGH FIVE ✋

Dennis by Mikaela lee December 31, 2017

Dennis 

The guy who would be there for you no matter what, he is a great guy and even when you do something to hurt him he would still be there next to you, he would never let you down no matter what. He would give you food! When you need it he is the most amazing guy! He would be there for you when your sad,happy or angry! I love you dennis!

Cata: Dennis gave me dounuts, and when I did something he didn’t like he still gave me food!

Valeria: wow dennis is a really gentleman he really loves his best friend!

Dennis by Neko Salimesu April 12, 2018