Pulling a Demetri 

The act of taking a day off school to do homework and/or study. In most cases, the day is taken off on the due date of the homework, or the test day.

Person 1: Crap! Test tomorrow!
Person 2: I'll be pulling a Demetri.

Pulling a Demetri by Bbbbrent March 22, 2008

Demetrious Demarcus Bartholomew James the third Junior 

This bad ass will make you cry

Demetrious Demarcus Bartholomew James the third Junior is a name. He called you mean

Demetrious Demarcus Bartholomew James the third Junior by Yes, yes mam January 3, 2022

Demetrius 

A really cute, usually black guy who loves either basketball or football, usually a player but can be loyal. Usually falls in love with girls in middle, but always has his eyes on one. He has a sense a humor, & always makes people laugh.

Yo demetrius how was football practice?

Demetrius by Fleeboy88 March 20, 2015

Demetrice

A Beautiful person who loves to help people. This person is a true Healer of the universe. A mate could easily fall in love with this person.

I fell in love with Demetrice at first sight.

Demetrice by Owel eyes April 15, 2018

did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association? 

The phrase you say when your man does or says some dumb shit. Also used to express superiority.

(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')

Guy 1: "Big chungus isnt funny"

Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"

did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association? by mentally challenged ladder February 1, 2021

Deseriousing 

Making something less serious.

Stop, you are deseriousing my point.

Deseriousing by VANITYSCARE March 23, 2010

Demetrios 

Heroic modern name derived from the ancient Greek hero "Demetrios the vigorous", who in his legendary journeys, defeated Flatulos the eight nippled beast of Mycenae and neutered the Cycladic ogre known as Testiclees the mighty. Bearers of the name Demetrios are imbued with the power that this name has bestowed upon them and are well regarded for their many incedible feats of manliness. People who have this name are known to be accomplished, desirable, magnificent and noble. Never engage in a test of wits with a Demetrios, for he will pants you, and all the world will see your cocktail frank and or vajoojoo.

Man #1: "I don't understand it. All the women in my family are pregnant at the same time, even my Grandma!"

Man #2: "Say, didn't some guy named Demetrios move in next door to you recently?"

Demetrios by Leo Batfish III February 3, 2010