Daniel Tosh 

A corn filled turd that is placed inside a semen filled condom, roasted lightly over an open spit and served as a sausage like meal. For best results season with dingleberries, penis mustard, furmunda cheese and garnish with a light sprinklin o' dehydrated amber colored piss.

Hans und Franz ordered two foot long Daniel Tosh's at this years Octoberfest.

Daniel Tosh by Comedycentral Buffet December 15, 2011

Daniel Tosh 

(adj.) A word for someone who likes to take his/her mothers dick and lather it with tuna fish before shoving it up into their asshole.

(v.) Taking his/her dick and lathering it with tune fish before shoving it into a male unicorn's asshole.

Kid 1: Hey, We about to do the Daniel Tosh. You coming?
Kid 2: Nah man, I got to hit the books.
Kid 1: Alright.
Kid 2: Can i get a check?
Waiter: Nah man. We Strait.

Daniel Tosh by Doing The Daniel Tosh. January 16, 2011

Daniel Tosh 

An obnoxious, skinny comedian who somehow sucked and clucked his way into getting his own show that makes fun of clips of annoying idiots that post their shame via the interwebz.

Looks like his mom dresses him and still manages to have a cocky attitude

"I bet Daniel Tosh masturbates angrily to retarded midget shizer porn and the Golden Girls"

Daniel Tosh by ToshedSalad March 11, 2010

Daniel Tosh 

A comedian with a halfway decent television show who gets slapped a lot more often than he gets laid.

'Hey did you see the new Tosh.0 episode?'
'Yeah. Bet he gets slapped a lot more often than he gets laid. That Daniel Tosh!'

Daniel Tosh by AnonBetty October 13, 2011

Daniel Tosh 

An obnoxious, skinny comedian who somehow sucked and clucked his way into getting his own show that makes fun of clips of annoying idiots that post their shame via the interwebz.

Looks like his mom dresses him and still manages to have a cocky attitude

"I bet Daniel Tosh masturbates angrily to retarded midget shizer porn and the Golden Girls"

Daniel Tosh by ToshedSalad March 10, 2010

daniel tosh 

A skinhead looking buttmunch that strives off of climaxing in public. He thinks he is much funnier than he actually is, and needs to get off of T.V. before i put my dick in a blender. He has a job that requires him to do nothing but let other people find videos for him and read from a teleprompter. also the reason i drink.

"hey dude did you hear what happened to taylor?"
"no"
"he turned on the Tosh.0 by mistake and magic-bulleted his man meat."
"damn that daniel tosh"

daniel tosh by Taint Gobbler February 13, 2010

Daniel Tosh 

A college kid's college kid, as superficial as they get.

Daniel Tosh is everything the rest of us that didn't get a degree could never respect.

Daniel Tosh by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021