Dakotah 

A highlighter whore who says hoe a lot. Has a strange finger fetish...

" Oh yeah, that's the Dakotah over there."

Dakotah by himommy June 10, 2009

Dakotah 

Is usually hard core & loves to get off in the woods

Holy Dakotah!
That was such a Dakotah!

Dakotah by Psychologistslol July 26, 2016

Dakotah 

she is the definition of petty. shes a sook, shes addicted to vaping, in love with this guy who will never look at her twice. over reacting bitch, hypocrite and a absolute IFL. and she is also unfuckable and no one will ever date her .

person 1 : hey do you know if anyone has ever liked dakotah or fucked her

person 2 : actually she is a unfuckable slag and no one will touch her or even look at her twice

Dakotah by mystery_anoymous August 15, 2022

Dakotah 

Dakotah is tall

Person: Man i had a growth spurt, im now dakotah

Dakotah by Rockyisdabest May 30, 2022

Dakotah 

an amazing and gorgeous and funny girl. if you find a Dakotah, dont let her go. shes the best thing that will ever happen to you so treat her like gold and give her all of your love because she deserves it.

Amy: i starting dating a Dakotah

Jeff: HOLY SHIT DUDE CONGRATS!!!! YOU HAVE WON AT LIFE!!! I ENVY YOU

Dakotah by soggy emo chips August 31, 2022

Dakota Handshake 

When two Dodge Dakota owners greet each other by grabbing the others genitals.

Logan didn't want to scare the other driver. So he used the Dakota Handshake.

Dakota Handshake by Trust me 357 August 3, 2018

The Dakota War 

Taken place on the fortnight of February 26th, 1987, Captain Schlurnt and the men of the North Dakotan Army stormed into South Dakota in order to combine the Dakotas into one. The South Dakotan Militia vehemently opposed such a ordeal, leading Major Blunkus of the SDM to prepare defenses in the case of an invasion. Blunkus and his men killed at least 14 North Dakotans, essentially eradicating half the population of North Dakota in a matter of minutes. In light of this devastating loss, the Treaty of Barren Wastelands was signed the next day, keeping North and South Dakota separate for at least the next 41 years.

Normal USA man: Who is in the picture on your mantle?

South Dakotan: Oh, that’d be the Mighty Major Blunkus, who repelled the savage North Dakotans during the Dakota War on the fortnight of February 26th, 1987.

The Dakota War by ehorgski December 6, 2019