riding the covered wagon 

The uncicumcised penis closley resemble a conastoga wagon or "covered wagon"

Thus this is a term used by females that engage in top mount intercourse with a male that is uncircumcised.

What you doing tonight Sue?

I'm riding the covered wagon!

Ewww, T.M.I.

riding the covered wagon by Back Door Moe July 28, 2006

scattered smothered and covered 

Slang for a way of ordering hashbrowns at The Waffle House diners. Scattered smothered and covered means that the hashbrowns are scattered on the grill, smothered with diced onions, and covered with melted cheese.

After a long night of drinking, you have to head down to The Waffle House at 3am and get em scattered smothered and covered.

scattered smothered and covered by poontang October 16, 2006

I've covered wars, ya' know 

The single most bad-ass'D quote of the century.
Orignated from Xbox360s game, Dead Rising, afterwards it soon meant eveything that is cool, to an amazing pick-up line.

Jessie: Do you know how to use it?
Frank West: Kinda'.
Frank West: I've covered wars, ya' know.
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Scott: Hey Josh, I've covered wars, ya' know.
Josh: Let's make out!
Scott: Score.

I've covered wars, ya' know by Otis Washington October 26, 2006

Caramel-Covered Apple 

Balling your hand up into a fist so tight that it turns red and then punching your partner in the stomach so hard he/she shits herself, proceeding then to roll your red hand in the feces-filled underpants so that it looks like an apple covered in caramel or chocolate depending on what the person ate.

"Girl, why you holding your stomach? You pregnant? And what's that smell?"
"Ugh, my boyfriend treated himself to a caramel-covered apple just before you arrived."
"Sounds tasty. Can I have one?"
"..."

Caramel-Covered Apple by The Terrible Tutor March 6, 2010

Coveted Seat

If you are facing the back, the "coveted seat" is the seat on any public bus all the way on the back, against the window on the left. Usually supplemented with a small bar behind the sideways seat in front of you for resting your right foot on. The window, even better when clean, also acts as an arm rest for you're right arm in most cases. You have a good view of the stops coming ahead and can enjoy the breeze best on a warm day, and are pretty close to the heat vents on a cold day.

two people sitting uncomfortably next to smelly bums. one guy pulls the dinger thing and gets out of the seat in the back left corner of the bus. Dude just got off, coveted seat is now available

Coveted Seat by Texas Mike O'Shayette December 11, 2010

Moss Covered Hatchet Wound 

An extremely sloppy vagina.

I was gonna go down on the bitch but that vag was a moss covered hatchet wound.

Moss Covered Hatchet Wound by Juan de los Toros February 19, 2003

chocolate covered peanut butter pinecone 

when a dood covers his dick in peanut butter then he screws a girl annally making it a chocolate covered peanut butter pine cone!

dood i totally made her taste my chocolate covered peanut butter pinecone

chocolate covered peanut butter pinecone by fgdsagfkhsadk October 11, 2009