Cruvered

When no matter what you do, you find a way too fuck it up.

Goddamnit I just hit cruvered that trailer.

Hello safety? Yeah, I cruvered it big this time.

Cruvered by Minnesotamauler November 21, 2016

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scattered smothered and covered

Slang for a way of ordering hashbrowns at The Waffle House diners. Scattered smothered and covered means that the hashbrowns are scattered on the grill, smothered with diced onions, and covered with melted cheese.

After a long night of drinking, you have to head down to The Waffle House at 3am and get em scattered smothered and covered.

scattered smothered and covered by poontang October 16, 2006

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Couvered • covered wagon • covered • covered up • Cruvered • covered bj • Covered Bridge • covered dish • covered handjob • covered in minge

I've covered wars, ya' know

The single most bad-ass'D quote of the century.
Orignated from Xbox360s game, Dead Rising, afterwards it soon meant eveything that is cool, to an amazing pick-up line.

Jessie: Do you know how to use it?
Frank West: Kinda'.
Frank West: I've covered wars, ya' know.
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Scott: Hey Josh, I've covered wars, ya' know.
Josh: Let's make out!
Scott: Score.

I've covered wars, ya' know by Otis Washington October 26, 2006

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Caramel-Covered Apple

Balling your hand up into a fist so tight that it turns red and then punching your partner in the stomach so hard he/she shits herself, proceeding then to roll your red hand in the feces-filled underpants so that it looks like an apple covered in caramel or chocolate depending on what the person ate.

"Girl, why you holding your stomach? You pregnant? And what's that smell?"
"Ugh, my boyfriend treated himself to a caramel-covered apple just before you arrived."
"Sounds tasty. Can I have one?"
"..."

Caramel-Covered Apple by The Terrible Tutor March 6, 2010