couchie cap 

when you melt wax from a candle then pour it over and in a vagina to harden it shut

erinn was talkin shit so blake whipped out his candle and gave that bitch a couchie cap

couchie cap by mc3yee December 29, 2010

couchie cutters 

A country saying for a pair of shorts that are showing a little to much of the vaginal area; booty shorts.

Whoa! Look at Lisa's shorts. You can almost see her flaps with those couchie cutters!

couchie cutters by hickyvicky February 23, 2011

couchie melt

For a female to become aroused and her vagina becomes very moist by sexual feeling.

I made her couchie melt when I grabbed her waist

couchie melt by Truthmaster05 June 12, 2017

couchie cruncher 

A person that crunches the couchie like a mad dog and leaves it looking like the piece of steak that you take out of your mouth because it's too chewy

Damn girl he eats pussy like a couchie cruncher.

couchie cruncher by Real snigga June 7, 2017

Couchie clinch

When your wearing leggings/tights and they ride up in your crotch and this fire burn occurs.

Omg Sally went to the nurses office after she did a split because she got Couchie clinch!!! Oml what da fuck!!!!

Couchie clinch by Official_Juba_ August 15, 2017

couchie wig 

A wig for your pubes.
See also; merkin

"Grab my pastees and couchie wig plox."

couchie wig by mayonaise June 17, 2021

couchie knuckle

A pussy that has a knuckle sized extra skin.

John went down on Tanya and said you have a "couchie knuckle " .

couchie knuckle by Uber JoKR December 8, 2016