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corkscrew 

(n.): A male penis which spirals along its length. Occasionally referred to as "Mister Twister".

(v.): The act of inserting a cork into an orifice usually reserved for one's penis. Often a measure of desperation when afflicted with limp dick See also bung.
(n.): girlfriend, this guy's unit was so curvy it looked like a curling ribbon on a birthday present!

(v.) Sometimes when Bob can't get it up I have to give myself a corkscrew.
corkscrew by Phishn February 6, 2005

Corkscrew 

When you are having sex with a person (preferably girl) and you spin them around in circles so they are pivoting constantly on your dick.

Note: nearly impossible to pull off, props if you can
Jim "Hey man I was with my girl last night and we tried a Corkscrew."

Bobby "Yeah? You get a full rotation of her?"

Jim "Yeah and I added a crazy sound affect to it like i was on wheel of fortune."
Corkscrew by ShadowStalker16 February 19, 2009

Corkscrew 

a torture manuver where a male is forced to do the brain(look up definition) and a corkscrew is forced threw the scrotum and testes
If your still alive from a corkscrew your conversation will go like this. you "doc how serious was the damage done by the corkscrew " doc "you got about 72 hours two live"

corkscrew 

Really lame and gay rollercoaster at the theme park Seaworld on the Gold Coast in Australia. The line for the ride is so long, and yet its a peice of shit ride that lasts for 23 seconds. It's slow, not violent and its a pussy ride.
To think something is corkscrew is too think its not cool, lame, shit, gay, fucked, gooked etc
"That joke was fucking corkscrew"
corkscrew by MB-Q1 October 11, 2006

Corkscrew 

A stupid little slut that steals your boyfriend. not to mention she's not bright at all. And hse is GAWKY yea GAWKY...
I'm over her she's such a corkscrew..
Corkscrew by callie hensly April 13, 2008

Corkscrew 

1. Screwing a girl using a cork.

2. screwing a girl by inserting your penis and then turning it around inside her. Not by going in and out or up and down but by twisting it in a circle. (Note: You will have to move with your dick as it is impossible to turn around and around otherwise.)
Sally and Tom to corkscrew her that evening because she was feeling adventurous.

John told his wife that he wanted to use the cork from their new bottle of wine to corkscrew her.
Corkscrew by bibbledeeboo December 5, 2010