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Columbusing 

When you and a partner(s) have sexual intercourse and finish in every single room of a house, apartment, or other building.
Them: Have you heard of Columbusing? It's when you smash in every room of a house!
Blake: Oh yeah! Sophie and I Columbused in her house the other day! I don't think there is a single square foot of that building that we didn't bang on!
Columbusing by memoist61 August 5, 2018
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Columbusing 

Colubumsing (v.)- The act of taking over property which does not belong to you.
My friend's brother is away at boarding school, so she's sleeping in his room now without his permission. She's totally columbusing it, dude!
Columbusing by Harunei January 26, 2013

Columbusing 

When a non-white racist posts a definition on Urban Dictionary and uses his ignorance of post-Moor-invasion Spain to act as though he's being clever by ripping white people for claiming old shit as their own.
Dave: "Hey, bro- check out this ignorant definition in the Urban Dictionary-- this dude thinks Columbus was white and he's pretending that only white people claim old shit like they invented it."
Jamal: "Hang on, I gotta finish this beat I made out of an old Lynyrd Skynyrd sample for this album I'm burning so Rihanna can put her name on it... Oh, damn! Yeah, even I have to admit he's Columbusing that shit."
Columbusing by AverageWhiteMan October 14, 2014

columbusing 

To do something that no one has ever done before.
1.Often used when describing having sex with a virgin girl.
John: "Yo i heard you got with that abstinent girl over the weekend, is that shit true?"
Phil: "Yeah man, i was straight columbusing that bittie!"

Bob: "Dude you know that hot but like really conservative girl that says she's saving it for marriage?"
Jim: "Yeah what about her"
Bob: "Saving it for marriage my ass, i just columbused that shit."
columbusing by Jay Bonz January 22, 2008

Columbusing 

When you see a new meme on Facebook or insta or something and you claim it as yours.
Aka you "discover" a new meme and save it to your phone.
Me: *sees a new meme that i like*

Me: "Yes I am Christopher Colombus and I'm Columbusing this meme thank you"

*saves meme to phone never to be seen again*
Columbusing by broyledbroccoli November 8, 2019

columbusing 

The act of columbusing refers to being the first (famous) white person to “discover” something or somewhere that non-white people (and some white people) have known for a while. Popularized in a CollegeHumor skit, it references how Columbus is credited for “discovering” the New World in 1492, although there were already ingenous people on there, and besides, vikings had already reached the Americas centuries before.
Twerking has been around since at least the 90s, but it only entered the public conscious after Miley Cyrus got away with columbusing it.
columbusing by the riverside August 11, 2023

Christopher Columbusing 

When you use your hands to touch another person sexually after they are sleeping. Or when you use your hands to touch someone sexually for the first time.
Last night I told my wife that I was going to go Christopher Columbusing on her while she slept.
Christopher Columbusing by NickM808 September 18, 2017