2 definitions by AverageWhiteMan
When white people have the nerve to behave as though they're actual human beings even though they were all born to be racist monsters, or when they say anything negative, true or not*, about any non-white person.
*When a white person says anything about any non-white person, it is automatically rendered untrue unless it is sufficiently pandering and reflects a proper amount of self-loathing due to the speaker having chosen, before birth, to be white.
*When a white person says anything about any non-white person, it is automatically rendered untrue unless it is sufficiently pandering and reflects a proper amount of self-loathing due to the speaker having chosen, before birth, to be white.
White Devil: "Yo, man-- it was wrong as fuck for Bill Cosby to rape all those women."
POC: "I can't believe you have the caucacity to say that shit about a true African-American hero."
White Devil: "But I heard Dave Chappelle say the same shit, man."
POC: "It's true when he says it, but it's wrong and racist as fuck when it comes from your white devil mouth. It takes a lot of caucacity to blame your previous caucacity on another African-American hero. I get to hit you now because the caucacity of your words is equal to a physical assault on me."
POC: "I can't believe you have the caucacity to say that shit about a true African-American hero."
White Devil: "But I heard Dave Chappelle say the same shit, man."
POC: "It's true when he says it, but it's wrong and racist as fuck when it comes from your white devil mouth. It takes a lot of caucacity to blame your previous caucacity on another African-American hero. I get to hit you now because the caucacity of your words is equal to a physical assault on me."
by AverageWhiteMan July 22, 2018
When a non-white racist posts a definition on Urban Dictionary and uses his ignorance of post-Moor-invasion Spain to act as though he's being clever by ripping white people for claiming old shit as their own.
Dave: "Hey, bro- check out this ignorant definition in the Urban Dictionary-- this dude thinks Columbus was white and he's pretending that only white people claim old shit like they invented it."
Jamal: "Hang on, I gotta finish this beat I made out of an old Lynyrd Skynyrd sample for this album I'm burning so Rihanna can put her name on it... Oh, damn! Yeah, even I have to admit he's Columbusing that shit."
Jamal: "Hang on, I gotta finish this beat I made out of an old Lynyrd Skynyrd sample for this album I'm burning so Rihanna can put her name on it... Oh, damn! Yeah, even I have to admit he's Columbusing that shit."
by AverageWhiteMan October 14, 2014