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Colonial water pump 

When you meet someone special that is a half arm amputee. He/she grabs your penis with their good arm and you crank the "nub" pumping it, up and down like a an old fashioned water pump. The stroke is depending on what speed you want them to go

**Works the most efficiently when you are face to face
Bro, she gave me a colonial water pump last night and it was awesome
Colonial water pump by Henny2002 October 13, 2015

Colonial Style 

When you have sex as they would have in the colonial days.
Seamus: We were having sex colonial style, churning that butter!
Colonial Style by Teh Creature Talk September 8, 2011

colonial forge high school 

The school that is known for drugs, unloyal girls, gun violence, where the student fucked the teacher, and white boys that wear pastel colored shirts.
Yo, Colonial Forge High School is the worst high school in Stafford County!

Colonial Decision 

Anything that one does to veer away from something normal. It applies to sibling rivalry or going against peer pressure. It also can mean something that you do that is boldly different.
Cole Sprouse made the colonial decision when he decided to dress like a pilgrim while his bro Dylan kept on the normal teenager path.
Colonial Decision by EileenJo January 28, 2013

Colonial Middle School 

A Middle School in Plymouth Meeting, Pennsylvania. Everybody is 90% sure that they all have a massive orgy on a PLT day. The assistant principles inicials is P.F. Chang. The place is littered with legging wearing, Starbucks drinking, Apple drone, ugg boot, self centered melodramatic teenage girls and NIKE wearing wannabe athletes with really shitty haircuts and poor communication skills. Cesspool of shit, but hey, At least it aint in Philadelphia.
"Ever Wondered what Adolf Hitler and a banchi would make?"

"Colonial Middle School"

colonial drive 

a major state road/highway that runs straight the the heart of the city of orlando and extends much further past, running east and west to each coast. state road 50. west colonial drive = ghetto, east colonial drive = not as ghetto, some very nice areas. colonial drive = the portion of state road 50 that runs through downtown, or used to refer to any particular portion of state road 50 in orange county, florida.
we headed to roxy to party last night
where's that?
it's on colonial drive and bennett, a little way east of downtown orlando.
colonial drive by crunk407 March 27, 2008