The Coffey Handshake

The act of placing one's anus on their partners nose and shitting furiously onto their face. This became a common act in Ireland in 1916, when Irish wives would shit on their partners face before they fought the British. A Coffey Handshake is most commonly used nowadays to make sure a partner doesn't cheat on another partner.

As the morning dew settled Bonny sat her greasy asshole on top of Frankie's pointy nose. She then began to release a flurry of shit onto Frankie's face and into his nostrils. This was The Coffey Handshake, so Frankie wouldn't fuck that thot , Paula at work.

"My wife gave me The Coffey Handshake the other night"

by Fannymcfee October 21, 2017

pat coffey

he is a moth, nothing more. He is attracted to fire and bug zappers. he is ste's third favorite pet, also called moth coffey

HEY EVERYONE LOOK, ITS PAT COFFEY GOING TOWARDS A FIRE, lol HES A MOTH

by springfieldsux2012 November 2, 2010

bretton coffey

just simply that W manz

Yo did you hear about bretton coffeys crazy ariel in rocket league?

by LeafsGlazer August 14, 2023

Chip Coffey

The coolest man EVER! He is a medium that appears on A&E's Paranormal State and his own show, Psychic Kids. He can interact with the dead and pull information out of no where!! The man is absolutely amazing!!!

On last night's episode of Paranormal State, the team called in Chip Coffey and was a huge benefit to the case.

by Milly000 August 8, 2009

kelsey coffey

If you meet a Kelsey Coffey then you instantly know they’re good at fortnite. A Kelsey Coffey most likely works at Starbucks or might even live their.

“who’s that girl that works at Starbucks”
Oh that’s Kelsey Coffey

by lava cheetah May 20, 2018

Thomas Coffey Syndrome

When you constantly walk around all day back and forth to the same place on the daily. TCS can have adverse and unwanted side effects, such as mental retardation, loosing the ability to reason with others, irrational thoughts, and possibly schizophrenia. Should you encounter someone with Thomas Coffey Syndrome, your best bet is to take a step back, stay calm, and call the Men In Black.

James: “You see that guy over there? He walks to the same place everyday.”

Eugene: “Yeah, I hear he suffers from Thomas Coffey Syndrome. Poor guy.”

by Notleks_ November 20, 2019

chase coffey

WEAR PANTS WITH JIZ ON THEM, WTF. LOOKS LIKE CRACK WHORE, SKINNED POTATO LOOKIN ASS

dont be a chase coffey

by stickynutjuice December 23, 2017