muke clemmings

muke clemmings is a ship name between michael clifford and luke hemmings, two members from the band five seconds of summer. they're the best ship ever and they deserve each other. seriously, go look it up.

"do you ship muke clemmings?"
"of course i ship muke clemmings! who doesn't?"

"muke clemmings was so adorable on stage last night!"

muke clemmings by dontknowwhatshapping August 11, 2016

Key Clubbing 

The act of attending a Key Club meeting or event.

(Key Club's Meetings are on Wednesday)

Boy: Yo, its Wednesday! Lets go Key Clubbing!
Girl: Okay!

Key Clubbing by keyclub December 4, 2009

clubbing 

1. when women go out to dance in circles and men go out to hunt them

2. something done to seals

1. hey lets go out clubbing tonight

2. hey lets go out clubbing tonight

clubbing by Angy September 1, 2003

clubbing 

A favourite activity of the moronic majority, this involves being shunted like cattle into a converted warehouse... sadly not to be slaughtered, but to wear ridiculous trendy clothes, listen to crap eardrum-shattering music, try to pick up brainless members of the opposite sex, and generally stand around aimlessly in a desperate but pointless attempt to show how cool you are.

Wanna go clubbing tonight?

clubbing by Alianne August 30, 2003

Clubbing Legend 

One who is both experienced and appropriately trained in the discipline of Clubbing.

Competencies includes, but is not limited to,

Grinding

Bumping

Drinking

Subtly insulting stupid bitches and letting them try and win your approval back. Consequently lulling them into false feelings of affection allowing you to have your way with them.

Negotiating drugs/pussy

Bill: "Did you see that guy? He grinded on every piece of pussy whilst intravenously taking jagermeister!"

Matt: "He is a true clubbing legend!"

Clubbing Legend by Falkenatorstein October 24, 2010

clubbing dodos 

Having sex with easy women, usually because of their low self esteem.

Last night at the Pub, Nick was clubbing dodos again.

clubbing dodos by Sick Ticket May 7, 2017

Cleabing

To make use of the clit, act with it in personal ways.

I have been cleabing all week because my boyfriend is away.

Cleabing by DaddyYards March 9, 2018