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Chubby Sticks 

The preface to the activity Tummy Sticks, typically prolonged when variables such as alcohol have been added into the mix.

A means by which to achieve a hard on.
After Brock and Tanner got home from clubbing, they wanted to play tummy sticks. Since they had drank so much, they had to have a long warmup round of chubby sticks to get things going
Chubby Sticks by Vhyxia February 3, 2009

chub squish 

When a chub that had the potential to be a full-fledged boner is sabotaged by unsexy people, events, or circumstances.
God, this girl was so hot, but then her ugly sister walked in and I got major chub-squished.

Dude, it wasn't that bad, it was only a chub squish, it's not like she blue-balled me

Man, whenever I'm about to, you know, I get the worst chub squish because an image of my mom pops into my head.

Chubby Siren 

An obese female that perches on rocks relaying earth shattering high-pitched wail of torment that carries on for a period of not more than it takes to deter the gaze of a full-grown adult male, after being spotted in a compromising state of undress.
OHMYFUCKGOD ROY, LOOK AWAY FROM THE CHUBBY SIREN!!!!

* immense deafening wailing heard in the background
Chubby Siren by posidon1987 April 9, 2012

chub scruff 

a cute guy who is a little on the puggy side and hasn't shaved in a few days
oh baby, that is a hot chub scruff
chub scruff by kristin22 August 28, 2006

Chubby Santa 

A short, wide penis, generally accommodated, if not recognized by, aging gray or white pubic hair.
I accidentally walked in on my grandparents making love. My Gramps pulled out and his chubby santa flying all over the place.
Chubby Santa by a no lifer August 5, 2009

chubby sex 

The act of having sex with an overweight person.
#1: Dude Denny screwed that new fat chick the other day.

#2: Yeah he said he likes chubby sex.
chubby sex by JJ93 May 30, 2009