charness 

a name only given to the coolest of people, including those who like to make an ass out of themselves.

after last night I feel like such a charness

charness by singstarkayla August 11, 2009

chavness

(noun) unacceptable stuff, actions, talk
and aura of chavs

Don't need to be near that chavness.

chavness by XiferX January 29, 2008