catfish 

A fake or stolen online identity created or used for the purposes of beginning a deceptive relationship.

Turns out the girl I thought I met online was just a catfish of a fat old man.

catfish by SilverishGoldNova December 4, 2017

Catching the Crazy Turkey 

A type of sex act performed in bed. It starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex. Somewhere in between, you kill a chicken.

Ryan: You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.
Michael: I don't know what that means.
Geoff: Never have I heard that phrase before.
Lindsay: We kind of go *Insert turkey noise* when we have sex.
Michael: God, don't tell him... What does it mean when someone "catches the crazy turkey"?
Ryan: It's wild. If you don't know, then it's too wild for you.

Catching the Crazy Turkey by Reckz December 13, 2014

Catfisher 

an individual (real or fake) who uses the Internet, and in particular, online dating websites to lure people into a scam romance. The general goal of a catfisher is financial gain by developing an online relationship with another person and ultimately asking for money. Besides financial gain, catfishers are sometimes people who prey on others and gain pleasure from online communications and manipulation. You also might hear the terms catfish or catfishing. Catfishing targets both men and women.

Shawn Suleiman is a catfisher.

Catfisher by exposingcatfishers May 15, 2018

cashing in your chips 

to withdraw from any enterprise or venture that appears to be on a downturn, while you yourself still can keep any personal gains.
-from the poker (or similiar betting game involving playing cards) term, where one takes their remaining chips, representing the amount of money they have left, and trades them in for their value in cash.

"at the rate your shares in the company are going, as your financial advisor, I would seriously suggest you consider cashing in your chips. Sell them off while they are still worth something!"

cashing in your chips by Bungalow Bill October 13, 2005

Catching strays 

Aiming to insult someone but insulting someone else in the process aswell even if not involved.

If someone is insulting Person A, but also insults Person B, Person B is said to have “caught a stray” (Catching strays)

I cant think of any situations rn sorry

Catching strays by CookedGroceries May 19, 2022

Lead Cashier 

What you become when you make it in life. There is no higher status you can achieve on this planet. You will cement your place in history as a Shrine God. Kids in 2032 will be doing presentations on you in school. Congratulations 🎉.

When your future employers ask for your resume, just tell them you are (or once were) a lead cashier. If they question you, well, see below:

Employer: "Welcome to this interview! Could I please see your resume before we begin?"
Lead Cashier: "I got 2 words for you: Lead. Cashier."
Employer: "Excuse me? We can't continue this interview if I don't have your resume."
Lead Cashier: "Listen G, I could give you my play/pause/resume, none of that matters. I was lead cashier back in my day."
Employer: "I'm sorry, I don't think I can give you this job."

Lead Cashier: "BRO, do you not understand what I'm saying to you?! LEAD. CASHIER."
Employer: "I do understand, but you just don't seem like you have the qualifications for this job. Even I would do a better job as a 'Lead Cashier', whatever that means."
Lead Cashier: "Oh yeah? What's the code for celery root then?"
Employer: *busted* "You're hired!"

Lead Cashier by Lead Bud 123 June 5, 2021

catfish dinner 

Going down on a particularly easy woman.

Yo dude, are you taking Shanikqua to dinner tonight.

I don't think so, I am just going for a catfish dinner and probably a happy ending.

catfish dinner by Dawg Bawlz October 28, 2013