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cardiac attack 

the act of cuffing your hand together and with great force pushing your hands towards someones upper chest area created by a character named "Super Jerk" which appears on the popular internet comics Cyanide And Happiness
cardiac attack by nutron July 14, 2007

Cardiac asleep 

In a state of unconsciousness similar too or identical to that of heavy alcoholic inebriation or getting knocked out by a heavy weight boxer
Say one more thing about my mama and ima put you under cardiac asleep
Cardiac asleep by XFutureKidX March 8, 2021

Cardiac Kid 

Someone who always comes up clutch when needed, you can't keep them down because they always fight their way back, contender, showstopper
Donaldson hit a 3 run homer in the bottom of the 9th yesterday, you can't stop him he's the Cardiac Kid
Cardiac Kid by RightFielder September 30, 2015

cardiac attack 

A two-fisted punch to the chest accompanied by saying "SHA-POW" used to cause the victim's heart to cease beating, thusly killing them.
SuperJerk used his cardiac attack to take out the armed assailant.
cardiac attack by Diomedes December 15, 2008

cardiac exam 

When an individual on a med-school course wishes to have sex with a non-med school individual. She considers sexual intercourse the bargaining chip to get him to agree to the cardic examination where she opens up his chest cavity and pokes the cardiac muscle.
So you know how i’m a med student? I’d shag you for a cardiac exam.
cardiac exam by Magicbeans123 January 2, 2021

Cardiac Arrest 

A crime when you make someone else's heart stop working on purpose. This can get you the maximum amount of years in prison, fines, and maybe even the death penalty.
Dude1: "Did you hear about that gym teacher going to prison?"
Dude2: "Yeah, apparently he got a lifetime sentence."
Dude1: "He committed Cardiac Arrest, he deserves it."
Cardiac Arrest by Literally Anyone October 11, 2017