capitalist

A man who is amazing at marketing things that destroy other products. Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs is a genius at selling his products. He is THE capitalist.

capitalist by Anonymous123454 May 12, 2008

capitalist

greed & accepted homelessness

Fool #1 - Ha, ha. Due to my capitalist greed I now have enough to live off for several lifetimes.

Fool #2 - Ha, ha. Due to my capitalist greed I got a double portion of bread soup from this soup-kitchen someone else provides for me. Ha, ha.

capitalist by cantmakeme April 22, 2010

capitalist

Many times thought of as an antithesis to socialist, even though every industrialized country has varying aspects of both ideologies constituting its economic mode of production and sociopolitical system. People who support capitalism usually refer to it as "natural," associate it with hard work, and believe that socialism would "redistribute the wealth" or take from one class to give to another, as if the richest people in the world actually produced the wealth they hold and that everyone has a fair shot at that wealth.

There are two options either Stalin's USSR or the US, nothing more. If you aren't capitalist, you believe in mass murder and inefficiency.

capitalist by 666marx666 January 28, 2012

capitalist

One who has an affection for the use of capital letters.

Andrew: FUCK ORF
Greg: R looks a lot like F when capitalised. You CAPITALIST PIG!

capitalist by Uncarer November 15, 2005

capitalist

A realist. Someone who believes that through hard work, wealth can be attained. While true to some extent, many capitalists overlook the fact that the playing field is uneven.

A capitalist society is often marked by a stark gap between the haves and have-nots

Antonyms: Socialist, Communist

America (Bush) gives capitalism a bad name.

capitalist by jimmyjohnbillybobjones April 29, 2004

Capitalist

Freedom to sell your company, or large amount of stocks to Communist Party of China (CPC).
Freedom to serve only Communist (Majority Chinese) , and to Communist's interest only.
After that, (CPC) owns one extra big company, just like how Communism works
Capitalism = Communism, Galaxy Brain Play

Under the temptation of CPC's golden dick, many capitalist companies in America sold theirs to CPC. Giving up their democracy values, limiting the freedom of speech of every customers, and agreeing to China's brutal murder of their people who oppose with CPC. What a joke.

Capitalist by WinnieThePoohXi October 8, 2019

Capitalist

A person who decides where the capital letters should be placed in a passage of text. Words that are not important, like "Jesus" "God" and "Bible" do not deserve the capital letters and therefore this capitalist is a dictator capital letter-ist.

RS teacher: Where is the capital letters in "Jesus"
Jimmy: I am a capitalist! They don't deserve my capitals!!!

Capitalist by Coca cola addict March 12, 2021