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The three-part text message cancellation

The passive-agressive, real-time technique a girl will use to cancel a date with a guy, starting with an initial postponing ("seeing a friend from out of town!"), a second postponing ("my friend is late, sorry!") and ending with outright cancellation, often without a second date suggestion ("Sorry, can't make it tonight! Talk soon")
The three-part text message cancellation goes as follows:
Girl: Hey, yeah, my friend Anna is in town for the night, and we'll just get dinner. Meet afterward for drinks?
Guy: Sure.
Girl: Yeah, so she's kind of down, I'm gonna have a couple of drinks with her, is that okay?
Guy: Yeah, I'll see you later.
Girl: Okay so Anna is sleeping over, girl's night in. Really sorry.
Guy: Okay, so we do this later then?
Girl: ...

cancellation 

When a guy gets rejected by a girl in front of his homeboys
"Man, we need to help Johnny with his game. He is getting cancellations all night."
cancellation by urbandecipherqueen November 4, 2013

Double Nut-ping Cancellation

Two wrestlers missing a low-blow simultaneously, as seen in THQ's WWF Wrestlemania 2000, and WWF No Mercy for the N64. This is achieved by a recovering character holding the the down pose and coming up with a low-blow while the standing character strong-strikes a low-blow of his own. The result is a double 'whooshing' sound and they both punch the air, no one hit. Normally, when one lands the low-blow, a "PING!" sound is heard. The fore mentioned maneuver cancels the "ping".
:: Two players go for the low-blow ::

one says: "AWW! The double nut-ping cancellation!"

cancerator 

An object that may cause and/or increase the risk of cancer, specifically by emitting deadly radiation. Cell phones are an example of an object that would fall into such a category.
"Dude, give me a call later on your cancerator. Oh, and I hope you don't catch cancer, man."
cancerator by PenguinPants March 31, 2008

cancellating

v. that which cancels
My coworker tried to yell over the loudspeaker while I was making an announcement, but no one could hear him because of my noise-cancellating microphone.
cancellating by SharaC1982 July 30, 2008

Cancellation Waitlist 

An imaginary waiting list used by customer service representatives to get customers of their phones when they request a sooner appointment
This lady just called in demanding for a tech to go out to her home tomorrow to fix her internet. The soonest appointment available is in 10 days so i told her that i added her name to the cancellation waitlist just to get her off my line.