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Girl 1: that guy is caking!
Girl 2: he really is caking. Look at him!
Caking by Tater8205 January 18, 2020
Caking is the art of baking a take, putting it somewhere unusual or interesting and taking a photograph.
I just went caking with a victoria sponge. Got some funny looks when I put it in the water to take my picture!
caking by World Baking Day October 27, 2012
Comes after flirting but before sex. Can involve kissing, necking, fondling, and groping.
I went to the movies, but I missed the whole thing because I was caking in the back of the theater.
Caking by Arek J. July 15, 2005
1. To sleep deeply or for a long time. Mostly used in the Bay Area.
Damn, we are in San Fransico already? How long have I been caking?
Caking by sexyvoice March 29, 2015
To have a very big butt that makes your body looks nice, but not fat.
Guy 1: "Have you seen Jessica lately?"
Guy 2: "Nah bro, but I heard she caking!"
caking by angelpotter October 28, 2011
Caking is when a guy is dealing with a whore, slut, or anyone he simply wants to fuck and instead of taking the 'hard no' (rejection) or fucking her and leaving, he instead sticks around and takes care of the financial responsibilities, plays 'daddy' to her kids, and/or pretends he's smitten with her.

He's even BAKING CAKES with this woman (hint: that's why we REALLY call it 'caking').

Essentially, it's a man placing himself in the most servile position by going far and beyond what's needed just to get some ass; he's attempting to 'buy the cow' with deeds and gestures WHEN THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD'S getting free milk, cheeseburgers, and leather jackets.
Simp (on the phone): Hey wifey; I hope you're having a good day!
Simp's friend: Who are you talking to?
Simp: My wifey, Shelia.
Simp's friend: Shelia? The bitch from up the street?! Out of all the bitches to be caking with, you chose her? I know three dudes who've hit it; there's even a sextape of her in a threesome circulating the web.
Simp: SHHHH! She might hear you!
Simp (on the phone): I'm back, baby; now...where were we?
Caking by 800Wmarietta May 24, 2016