Cained 

When someone makes a rhetorical and redundant statement about a situation to seem humorous and intelligent. Instead of coming off as such, it usually reduces the intellect of the person making the statement. This is often, and efficiently done by the semi-retarded and socially inept character Horatio Caine on CSI Miami. The usual result is that the person hearing this will roll their eyes, sigh, and change the channel. Also referred to as Tautology.

Suspect #1 - " I swear I didn't touch her!"
H. Caine - "You don't have to touch someone to shoot them."
Suspect #2 - "Shit, dude... you just got Cained!!"

Cained by the Den of Iniquity May 11, 2010

Cained 

Attending a public gathering full of anti-maskers, catching COVID-19 there, and dying. The term is a reference to former presidential candidate and Godfather's Pizza CEO Herman Cain, who attended a Trump rally in Tulsa, Oklahoma, without a mask and then died of COVID-19 a month later.

I hate to miss my best friend's wedding, but her relatives are a bunch of rat-licking anti-maskers, and I sure as hell don't want to get Cained!

Cained by Blup Borker August 7, 2020

cained out 

The state of mind of mental numbness, the stuck feeling produced while under the influence of high doses of cocaine.

cained out by Caine April 21, 2003

cained out 

A state of discontentment that primarily arises from excessive amounts of unsuccessful soliciting. Most often expressed in feelings of anger, resentment, depression, or bitterness, “cained out” can also refer to any unresolved emotions that inhibit one from being able to happily or willingly solicit to other people. “Cained” is specifically in reference to the negative attitude and nature possessed by Cain of the Old Testament in the Bible.

Dude 1: Hey man you seem really cained out today. I couldn’t help but see you across the street sitting on the curb crying in agony while we’re supposed to be going door to door doing our fundraiser. Don’t worry, everyone has their bad days and I’m sure things will work out for you eventually.

Dude 2: Easy for you to say, dude. You sold your entire box of candy bars today, Mr. Perfect. I’m sure you have nothing to be cained out about. Well, I guess it’s just too bad that God doesn’t love me.

cained out by G_dawg510 March 1, 2010

Herman Cained 

One who does not believe in the legitimacy of a disease or illness, only to die of it.

Yeah, my Uncle Bob was a huge Trumptard and didn't believe in the risks of COVID 19, only to be Herman Cained a few weeks later. RIP!

Herman Cained by Wack Jab August 12, 2020

super-cained 

'Super-cained' occurs to people smoking excessive amounts of pot. It is quite an intense high, as one will find oneself getting sucked into the centre of the earth. It's more intense than 'mashed,' much for intense than 'cained' and far more intense than just a 'high.'

"I... thiiiiiink I may be super-cained... AAAAARrrr!!"

super-cained by Rep August 24, 2004

you got cained 

this novice from NSB whose name is samuel chu, wif the hand action, goes "U GOT CAINED" over a chess game with this other fob named tobias! the kylie the minogue:D

*Uuuuuuuuu GOT CAINED!!

you got cained by pimp meister October 31, 2004