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Bushman's lube 

Following on from the Bushman's blow.

Performing a bushman's blow into one's hands, then using that residue to perform a self pleasure act or onto another persons genitals
I was out bush walking with my friend. My friend asked me to wank him off. So I did a bushman's blow into my hand and used the Bushman's lube to wank him off quicker.

Bushman's lube is lube made from snot .

Bushman's Cocaine 

A slang term for Sceletium tutorousum, otherwise known as Kanna or Kogued. It is completely legal. It has high stimulant effects, hence the name. It is usually snorted, but can be taken in pill form, taken in powder form by toss & wash, or smoked, among other forms of use.
"I got fucked up off a hit of bushman's cocaine last night"

"Wanna take a bump off that bushman's cocaine?"

Shooting a bushman

To expel snot out of your nose with high speed,

so it shoots out of your nose. Bushman shooting is usually done where other methods of clearing/blowing your nose are not possible, so you have to resort to traditional methods of those used by ancient Bushmen (tribal people) or even modern day bush dwellers. In theory, a bushman can be shot anywhere but it has most significance when done in nature in a bush setting, thus honering those who've done it in the past

(See also: Snot rocket)
Person one: I've got a cold, we're in the bush, my nose is running and there's no tissue!
Person 2: Go shoot a bushman
Person 1 proceeds to cover one nostril and expel snot, thus shooting a bushman
Shooting a bushman by John fraank February 5, 2020

Bushmans Blow 

The fine art of craning ones neck forward from the body, placing one finger up or covering one nostril. A deep breath is then taken and the air is expelled at a staggering rate via the remaining nostril.

Good, practical way of cleansing ones nose when no tissues are around.
Ted, in an effort to remove stubborn mucous from his nasal passage, performed a bushman's blow into Annie's face.

Bushmans Blow 

Putting a finger over one nostril and exhaling violently through the other, letting whatever comes out land wherever it may fall. Generally done by drug pigs to prepare their nostril so as to be able snort other people's drugs.
That fucking drug pig almost stole my shit again but i heard her bushmans blow all over the carpet and managed to grab my plate in the nick of time.
Bushmans Blow by the24across February 22, 2010

bushmans bong 

If desperate for a bong, you can use an empty drink can. Bend it in half so it looks like this |><|. Pierce a hole in the end closest to the opening of the can, making sure that the opening is on the opposite side to the hole. Then place your weed over the hole light her up and cover the weed, and enjoy.
Shaun says, "Shit what can we smoke with?", Blake replies, "We better make a bushmans bong".
bushmans bong by Rewind127 July 20, 2008