Burmese Lunch 

A sexual act performed on a man after consumption of large quantities of Cocaine whereby the shriveled penis and testicles are placed in the mouth and sucked.

"Scott was ashamed that all he could offer was a light Burmese Lunch after yet another night of excess"

Burmese Lunch by Billy Swanson October 12, 2007

Burmese Power Cable 

The sexual act of using an electric eel to erotically asphyxiate a woman during sex while gaining self stimulation from the electric charge.

Seeing the Electrophorus in the tank reminded him of the time he gave a hooker a Burmese Power Cable

Burmese Power Cable by Flockofseagulls July 2, 2011

Burmese Breakfast 

The act of doing a handstand, while your partner cracks an egg in your ass/crotch region, and eats.

Noun; I got plastered last night and ended up doing the Burmese Breakfast with my roommate.

Verb; I am going to Burmese Breakfast the shit out of you.

Burmese Breakfast by SodyCommers October 15, 2013

Burmese Noodles

When you put your penis in a woman's butt and your peehole fills with poop. Then you pee out the string of poop in her mouth.

I just gave her the Burmese Noodles, I hope Buddha wasn't watching.

Burmese Noodles by dogslayer March 8, 2018

burmese tiger pit

When your pubic hair is so over grown you could hide a Burmese tiger in it.

After no shave November my girlfriend was turned off by my Burmese tiger pit.

burmese tiger pit by chickenfacker405 November 22, 2013

burmese python 

a type of snake possessing a voracious appetite. For this reason, they are often used to aid in disposal of dead bodies after a very well premeditated murder.

My burmese python is still gets fed once a month on average.

burmese python by kati Lou January 25, 2009

Burmese Lunch 

The massively reduced stature of ones penis after excessive cocaine usage.

Look at his "Burmese Lunch" he must have done at least a gram.

Burmese Lunch by timmy jenkins October 11, 2007