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Bumpy Shower 

A gay sex act which involves but is not limited to entering a shower, bathtub, or sauna for the purpose of contracting multiple sexually transmitted infections such as gonorrhea, herpes, and genital warts. Quite often bubble bath or conditioner is used as lubrication to penetrate the anus. This often leaves both participants feeling dirtier than when they entered.
Jole: Did you hear that Bret gave Frank a bumpy shower?

Matt: Yea man, I heard they're both burnin now

or

Jole: I've been farting bubbles all day man what happened last night?

Matt: You don't remember? We took a bumpy shower.
Bumpy Shower by Chuck VanDoren September 25, 2012

Bump Some Tracks 

real nibba 1: ayo blood lemme hear dat new new beethoven
real nibba 2: ight bet lets Bump Some Tracks

Bumpy Sweater Button 

A Bumpy Sweater Button is a man with Bumps on his extremely small penis.
That Bumpy Sweater Button has more Bumps on his extremely small penis than I've seen on a filthy warthog.

bump stock 

When the D is deep in the V, she's getting the bump stock
Her legs were quivering as I railed her with the bump stock.
bump stock by Kung Pooh October 5, 2017

bump-stick 

A piece of wood shaped like the stock of a rifle, with a horizontal bar projecting from one side. It magically turns semi-automatic weapons (those which fire one bullet per pull of the trigger) into bullet-hoses; a device which uses the recoil of a gun to fire the next round.
One of many ways to turn your shitty california-legal semi-automatic AR-15 into a machine-gun. Very popular in US states where semi-automatic rifles are legal; chiefly used by man-children and 13-year-old boys. On the down-side, it seriously impedes accuracy, and thus is useless for criminals.
Imma take my SKS and bump-stick and shoot some dirt!
Just plug in your bump-stick to turn your glock into a matrix-style machine-pistol!
I used a bump-stick and hit nothing but air.
bump-stick by DRAC250 March 26, 2011

Minnesotan bump start

When one 3wheeler needs to be bump started so you put the front tire of a second 3wheeler on the back of the first one and drive forward and than bump start the first one
My three wheeler has no compression and I didnt feel like starting it so I had my friend give me the good old Minnesotan bump start