Dirty Bristow 

The act of tongueing a male anus whilst reaching around to wank them off.
Name after the legendary English Darts player, Eric Bristow, as the act resembles throwing a dart.

I love it when she gives me a Dirty Bristow!

Dirty Bristow by Tripod July 1, 2006

Sydney Bristow 

Probably one of the best female spys ever to walk the fictional planet, smart, beautiful, and a kick ass girl
sydney bristow play by jennifer garner in the tv show alias is one of the most recognizable characters in media
and is consider, a embodiement of girl power, femme fatale.

Isn't sydney Bristow a kool spy
O Lord She is

Sydney Bristow by JJose December 9, 2008

Eric Bristow 

Eric Bristow was a famous darts player in the 1980's - The definition of an Eric Bristow is a sex act performed to mirror the classic pose of the sportsman on the oche and he lines up a dart.

The Woman or Gay man has to get down on their knees, close one eye, poke their tongue out towards the anus as in rimming but the twist is the right or left hand reaches around the hips and hold the penis like a dart -slowly wanking it off.. hence '

Would you please do me an Eric Bristow love!'

Eric Bristow by Dicky Mc Plop December 27, 2011

imie bristow 

A girl who’s nice oop

‘Gosh Imie bristow is such a nice gal!’

imie bristow by Yassgall April 29, 2019

Dirty Bristow Lager Top 

The act of having a Dirty Bristow performed on yourself, whilst sipping slowly from a lovely pint of lager, ie: Carlsberg.

Dubs enjoyed his Dirty Bristow Lager Top, especially as Baz had bought the pint of Carlsberg for him before bending him over the bar stool.

Dirty Bristow Lager Top by likeatrainwreck October 28, 2013

bristol pusher 

An imfamous serial killer, targeting Bristol (UK). Their method involves pushing drunken men and women into canals, and watching them drown.

Several people have claimed to know who the killer is on Twitch and YouTube.

The Bristol Pusher has struck again. Duncan Jones found dead beneath his flat, after traveling home with a sinister, slender man in polo-neck and glasses.

bristol pusher by petrolhead2000 January 4, 2019

Bristol Rainbow 

It’s when you analyze your shit from A to Z and you realize that it contains different matter states with all the different Bristol stool chart numbers. There should be 7 different states of fecal matter in the toilet, going from liquid and watery to very solid and concentrated.

Usually, what happens is that you ate in a Chinese Buffet the day before you take the dump. There are so many varieties of food in these places that your body sorts them in terms of solidness, going from the egg roll sauce to the chinese onion rings’ crust.

If this ever happens to you, go see a doctor immediately. The Bristol Rainbow a very rare case, but when it’s there, it stays for a long time.

Rod : Doctor, about the sample of crap you asked me to give you last week...
Doctor O’Brien : Yes?
Rod : Well, which part do you want the most? There’s the liquid part, the soft part, the solid p...
Doctor O’Brien : Oh my God... Rod, you did a Bristol Rainbow ! Congratulations!
Rod : So, this is a good thing?
Doctor O’Brien : Actually, I was being sarcastic. Be prepared to pay the price for your prescription...

Bristol Rainbow by Mister Soft Moustache January 22, 2011