BottleNeck 

When your personal trainer is around and you have to fart but you hold it in because he takes it way more seriously than you.

I can't believe this bottleneck man, my trainer loves thinking I'm signing up the next olympic bobsled team so i'll hold it in a little bit longer so he thinks his life has a purpose.

BottleNeck by realityHornet April 18, 2018

Bottleneck Gamer 

An online video game addict version of Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck:

Online friends are 1337 for fuelling their SLI/CrossFire rig with a three Nvidia 480 GTX in SLI that cost $1,500 at Newegg.

Their cheap friends get pwnd by their enemy, but afterwards bitch about a bottleneck in their shit rig.

A Bottleneck Gamers' computer is upgraded in spring, when technology trends secure an extreme re-branding and marketing for teenagers and/or the basement trolls.

Bottleneck Gamers are a combination of superiority complex and inferiority complex that mix to form a video game addiction.

Bottleneck Gamer by Eatme Drinkme May 16, 2010

bottleneck culture 

A culture which originally was scientific and progressive but degraded itself to turn out a bottleneck without any real purpose or significance.

Indian culture in the 17th century was scientific and sophisticated, however the people were incapable to progress and it eventually became a "bottleneck culture".

bottleneck culture by doodling July 2, 2011

Age bottleneck 

WHERE YOU CANT GET MECHANICALLY BETTER AT A CERTAIN AGE

random : Bro I cant edit this wall in fortnite
random smart friend : That must be a age bottleneck

Age bottleneck by ThisIsNotNox November 24, 2020

redneck bottleneck

A specific point on hwy 10 in Coon Rapids, Minnesota where there is frequent traffic congestion.

I'm going to be late, I'm stuck in the redneck bottleneck.

redneck bottleneck by MyFactsAreAccurate August 15, 2019

blizzard bottleneck 

When a game that is many years old can be played at the maximum settings, yet still plays poorly at times due to a bottleneck with the engine or server.

M: The frame rate is phenomenal, but why are you still lagging? Where is your cape, did it not load yet?

B: Nope, that's a blizzard bottleneck.

blizzard bottleneck by Hardagain January 5, 2011

broken bottleneck 

Sling your neck around like a broken bottle a crack head chick

Look at that broken bottleneck right there

broken bottleneck by Dairy of a madman January 4, 2023