bonobo

A person or animal that becomes aroused by objects, actions, or situations, that would not usually cause arousal in a normal individual. This term gets its name from the fact that bonobo monkeys tend to become aroused and partake in auto-erotic activities when someone jingles their keys in front of them.

Levi's such a weirdo. Anytime he sees garden gnomes or troll dolls, he totatlly spanks the monkey. What a bonobo!!!

bonobo by Jamie Hunt August 5, 2007

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Bonobo

A Bonobo is a small, french looking animal usually found in the heart of Tropical terrain.

The Bonobo has a strange tenancy to prey on the young and weak(drunk)

The Bonobo has a small compartment in between it's legs to lure in innocent bystanders.

When threatened, the Bonobo will make a loud shrieking noise and then proceed to rid of all it's clothing.

Guy 1 "dude, don't get too fucked up, there are bonobo's around"

Guy 2(next morning) : "dude, i was attacked by a bonobo last night, it was fucking scary"

Bonobo by Joumasepoes123 January 18, 2011

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bonobo

When someone is being stupid and you want to insult them using a silly word that means they're a fucking monkey.

"Akronym. You are a literal bonobo. Hit your shots dude!"
"Akronym, You're such a bonobo"

bonobo by mooonsoooon March 21, 2017

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Bonobo

A great word to call a slut that claims he or she is “poly” without getting suspended or fired. It comes from the primate that is known for sluttery.

Girl 1: waaaaaah!!! doesnt wanna be my freind anymoreee because i cheated on my girlfreind but im poly!!
Girl 2: Uhhh…. Aren’t we in middle school? Okay? Sorry I guess

Two years later…

Girl 1: Yur a BEEATCH!
Girl 2 : Fuck you too! You aint just a bitch you a Bonobo.

Bonobo by Imjustonheretosecretlytalkshit October 10, 2023