blago 

adj. crazy or insane

adv. an action that makes no logical or sane sense

I know Rob loves a good time, but the shit he pulled is just blago.

blago by DemCub January 26, 2009

blago 

To become incredibly drunk, so much so that much like its namesake former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, one completely loses touch with reality, has delusions of grandeur and/or invincibility, ultimately leading to their pathetic downfall and universal disappointment and scorn.

Ricky said he'd only come out for a couple drinks, but that quickly turned into nine and before you knew it, he was so blago he puked on my shirt, ran down Michigan Avenue with no clothes on and got hit by a bus he thought he could stop.

blago by PMike February 4, 2009

Blago  

A very painful growth on one's posterior, either a cyst or an std-related infection; sometimes used to refer to discomfort that arises from too much anal intercourse. Named in honor of Gov Rod Blagojevich.

"My girlfriend claims I gave her a blago and refuses to ride on my cycle..."
"Dude, my tailbone has this blago so I had to stand in the back during the movie"

Blago by metanoia2k December 30, 2008

Blago 

(Adj) used to describe a woman who requires expensive dinners, lavish gifts, VIP treatment, in order to date her. She isn’t looking for a traditional relationship; she knows that men want her. She’s obsessed with this power and is often seen strutting through a club, looking for "ballers" in order to get the highest bidder- PAY TO PLAY.

Man, that girl is “blago.” She won’t date you unless you have a BMW M6, buy her Prada and pay her bills.

The club is full of “blago” girls.

Blago by unk suspect February 21, 2009

Blago 

The act of attempting to sell a senate seat but failing to collect.

If what I've done is impeachable, then I'm on the wrong planet.
Rod BLAGOjevitch

Blago by Thomas Bodetti December 27, 2011

Blago 

A supper funny guy with a lot of friends. #Forever alone, bcs he can't talk with the oher gender.

Where is blago. Idk

Blago by gotin September 17, 2018

BLAGO LJUBOJEVIC 

BLAGO LJUBOJEVIC is the best soccer player ever. He is the BEST at ball handling and finishing. He gets more pussy than a vet center and is extremely attractive.

Girl 1: No way is it actually Blago the GOAT of soccer.
*Every girl turns to Blago and wants to fuck him. *
Girl 2: Legends say it his dick once intimidated the other team, and they let him win.
Blago's manager: sounds like BLAGO LJUBOJEVIC!

BLAGO LJUBOJEVIC by NoThingbuttfaxs March 3, 2022