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Jimmy: How was skiing naked?
Tommy: Man, it was balls ass freezing!

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An expression of extreme frustration or anger, or also known to be used by those alied with Tourettes Syndrome

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A holiday that servers as a reminder to the NSFW video of a man farting out his own testicles, typically celebrated on November 23rd.

Man, did you know that National Balls in Ass Day is celebrated on the same day as Toms birthday?

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A string of expletives used in place of fuck or hell to generate various amusing results.

Hans: Look! They have a playground at our hotel! We should play monkey in the sand!

Ben: What the hell ass balls is monkey in the sand?

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Having a lot of courage or bravery to do something.

He got some big ass balls for asking that girl out.

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Often used as an exclamation, also in situations of frustration, anger and in moments when one makes mistakes or has an accident.

Guy 1 - "Can you get me some water before I smoke my bong?"
-gets up and knocks over bong"
Guy 2 - "BALLS AND ASS. You knocked a packed bong over."

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When you see something that you cannot explain, understand or even fathom. Used when there are no other expressive expressions that seem to cut it.

Did you see who Verny took home?

Holy ass balls, how did that happen?

Yeah, Verny is nasty.

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