bagel 

a highly tasty snack

jews make them very well

bagel by Artemis Stonecutter September 14, 2005

Bagel 

a derogatory name for a fat jewish kid.

Bagel was playing Halo 2 all day

that lazy bastard

Bagel by G shiznit May 13, 2005

Bagel 

Bread with a hole in it.

I broke my bread, now it’s a bagel.

Bagel by Consumerofentireplanets September 29, 2019

Bagel 

A big zero. Someone who doesn't bring anything to the table.

kevin: let's go out tonight!
joey: nah, bro, i'm gonna stay in and play video games/
kevin: wow, stop being a bagel!

Bagel by alumsquad August 31, 2011

Bagel 

This is the most important thing in all of existence. The bagel is love, life, and tan. It's also the shape of the universe, or something. I really have no fucking idea. It's important tho

"Bagel."

Bagel by Him Fromireland July 17, 2017

Bagel 

The superior "on-the-go" breakfast food. Works well accompanied with cream cheese, butter, jam, pretty much anything that you can spread with a knife.

Bagels; A short story.

I like bagels
They like me
Bagels are good
If you don't like bagels

whydontyoulikebagels
Bagels
Bagels
Bagels

-Smitty McBagelstorm, 1891.2

Bagel by CharlesJJJ November 3, 2016

bagel 

bagel (n) Holy food of the Jews.

Generic Rabbi: Ya call that a bagel? Sclomcka!

bagel by chuffy_mcflannelslap October 13, 2004