Astoria 

1. A community on the western edge of Queens in New York City, notorious for its Arab and Greek population, pretentious, low-quality eating establishments, and dirty, overcrowded and overpriced cafes where the youth gathers nightly to drink their lives away.

2. A Medievalesque town in western Queens which lacks only the proverbial walled fortress to complete its backwards image.

Venturing out into the city would mean encountering new and interesting people. So instead, let's all go down to Astoria and chill in Remy and Athens...

Astoria by Albert Miaskovsky May 4, 2004

Astoria 

A shitty dreary inbred town on the oregon coast where it rains 10 months out of the year. People trudge around in muck boots and rain gear depressed as fuck because they never see the sun shine. On the flip side the sea food is cheap and abundant and there's lots of pot dispensaries..

"Hey man wanna go to Astoria for the weekend and hit the beach?"

" No way fuck that place the rain never stops and the locals don't believe in deodorant!"

Astoria by springerflinger November 9, 2017

Astoria 

I live here, near hoyt park. It is shit. Filled with faggots and pseudo Christians. Public schools are just indocrinations and everything is backwards logic. Also do the Greeks here understand they are dying?

Astoria is a social experiment amalgamated by years of planning...

Astoria by DCCS2077 December 25, 2020

Astoria Greengrass 

The object of hatred for thousands of women across the planet! The cause of mass suicides of hundreds of fangirls! An irritating, undeserving, rat faced...okay okay I'll do it properly...

A pure blooded Slytherin witch with dark hair, and a very good looking one too (dammit). Younger sister of Daphne Greengrass and two years below Harry Potter at Hogwarts.

Known for being the bloody lucky woman who gets to marry (the extremely hot, attractive, gorgeous) Draco Malfoy (curses! damn her!). She bears his son (damn her again!) Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy (who blatantly goes on to marry Rose Weasley, just thought I'd put that in), who starts at Hogwarts in 2016.

Regarded with emotions ranging from slight jealousy to EXTREME HATRED by fangirls all over the planet, and subject to many plots in which she dies horribly so they can take her place (haw haw). Well, what do you expect WE wanted to marry him for crying out loud!

Potthead No.1: So what do you guys think of the Epilogue?

Potthead No.2: I love it! I'm glad Draco becomes a slightly reformed character, as he went through a lot, and he wasn't evil in the end. I always thought he had a crush on Hermione but I'm glad he finds happiness with that Astoria Greengrass, whoever the hell she is...who is she anyway?

Fangirl No.1: SHE'S A BITCH AND I FREAKING HATE HER! ARRRGH!

Fangirl No.2: I KNOW RIGHT! HOW DARE SHE MARRY MY FICTIONAL HUSBAND! SHE MUST DIE!

Fangirl No.3: *reads epilogue* NOOO! THE BITCH! THE BITCH! *kills self*

Astoria Greengrass by TheWuzzy July 29, 2011

Astoria Willing 

A beautiful independent women that will stick by you till the end. She loves her friends and cares about everyone.

Astoria Willing is so nice I wish she was my friend

Astoria Willing by BUTTERFLIESRULE May 13, 2018

Astoria Scuff

Similar to the Middle Village Special in which you are from place A, and you act a fool in place B. But people with too much time on their hands decide its time to place you under citizens arrest and waste 3 hours of the day on cops that will let you go anyways.
Astoria is super gentrified and nothing happens in Astoria, so the Astoria Scuff is infinitely frustrating due to the fact that it takes around 7 years and an angry facebook post in order for you finally go home.

Your Buddy; "Man, I thought I could pull a Middle Village Special last night, but I ended up in a prissy neighborhood, so it ended up being an Astoria Scuff instead."
You; "Fuck, how did you get out of it?"
Your buddy; "I just waited, I guess. Felt like 12 years."

Astoria Scuff by Yeahrightdude March 18, 2026

Artorias Syndrome 

A physical condition caused by significant injuries to the left arm, which are left untreated, and have been exacerbated by frenetic physical activity. Can cause strong negative emotions, manifested as outright aggression, or excessive aggression.

Some dude broke his arm trying to defend a direct strike to his shield, but he never really did anything about it. Now he has Artorias Syndrome, and is always trying to start a fight because of the pain it causes.

Artorias Syndrome by DanZhukovin September 20, 2019