Aston 

He, no like you. He also has a soothing voice, he can read you a story and you'll sleep within 5-10 minutes, not joking bro. He also bullies people.

Person 1: "Hey Aston"
Aston: "shoot it's her, run"
*Aston sprints away*
_______________________
Person 1: "Hey Aston can you read me a bedtime story"
Aston: "No but sure"
Aston: "You suck at life, you're too depressed and you need to get your life together blah blah blah
Person 1: *fast asleep*

Aston by urmumisgayx2 December 16, 2019

aston 

Short for Aston Martin. Solid British sports car made for hard racing. Ford took it over and decided to double production by machine-producing them. American car companies always fuck up what was good about British. Aren't they satisfied with turning Vuaxhall into the shitty little things they are today?

I want an aston... like, DB7. Just like 007

aston by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

Aston 

A hot ass women

OMG its Aston i wanna bang her

Aston by Steven Jobbyson September 24, 2018

Aston 

Astons have a massive cock that can please anyone. he eats lots of dick and can take it in the bum. he especially likes getting brain.

Omg is that Aston
yes he took it in the bum last night

Aston by kaston for life October 28, 2020

Aston 

Aston - Used in replacement for 'CUNT'

That guy's a complete Aston
Translates to ' That guy's a complete Cunt'

Aston by silveroxide October 13, 2016

Aston 

-A name of a vehicle known as the Aston Martin

-The man who created the Aston Martin was Tyler Aston, he is still alove today, living in California with his spouse
Ivan Aston

Tyler Aston is amazing!

Tyler Aston created the Aston Martin

Tyler Aston is married to Ivan Aston

The Aston Martin is a great car

Aston by 5sara5 May 17, 2011

Aston 

Coach hire, tours in Somerset, UK.

That's Aston for you.
I want to on a tour, I'll call Aston.

Aston by astonmotivator December 25, 2009