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Dumb ass a rock 

Dumb as a rock combined with asshole and increased stupidity.
Most of people of this category do not understand the difference between Dumb as a rock and Dumb ass a rock
Guy 1: Your mom is as dumb as a rock.
Guy 2: Nope. She is ass dumb ass a rock.
Dumb ass a rock by Jekr December 10, 2018

Rock yo ass 

Means he's going to beat her ass
Dammn Nae shut up for I rock yo ass
Rock yo ass by QueenIIMaddie October 7, 2016

the rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse 

expression used when someone gives a pitiful excuse for thier actions. Smell what I'm cooking?
The rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse

chunky ass rocket 

Being force fed Mentos while butt-chugging Coca-Cola
My little brother's birthday party was vastly improved when my mom did a chunky ass rocket in the driveway!
chunky ass rocket by Chubby Bubba November 30, 2019

ass-rocket drunk 

When one is so drunk, one is willing to place a rocket-like firecracker between one's butt cheeks and fire it off.
"What ho, stout Yeoman? Might I infer by thine Countenance that thou hast been tempted by The Drink?"
"Verily! In celebrating somewhat belatedly Her Royal Highness' Golden Jubilee, my Compatriots and I didst become so emboldened as to consequently suffer the following Reproach of a fine and honest Gentlewoman: 'Ye Gods, you Vagabonds, but you have become ass-rocket drunk!'"
ass-rocket drunk by newton64 April 4, 2008

ass rocket 

Violent, gut wrenching defication. So violent that you have to strap on to the toilet not to be launched into orbit. Much gas is expelled along with, well, you know... the other stuff...
1. Shane suffered from IBS, so everyday after lunch he would have an Ass Rocket.

2. Wow! That Ass Rocket was so bad I had to strap in to keep from being launched through the roof!
ass rocket by Thor May 13, 2005