Clay Aiken
Biggest cock-smoker in the universe. A Gay Pop Idols “Star” who is in love with anus. Sings like crap and blows dick for fun.
Clay Aiken by Noreturn July 25, 2008
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An excellent actor who is best known for his role in Stepmom. Will be playing Klaus Baudelaire in the new film A Series of Unfortunate Events based on the books by Lemony Snicket.
liam aiken by Ashley_A October 23, 2004
Aiken
Aiken can get on your nerves sometimes but once you meet him you'll never wish you haven't. An Aiken is a sweet, kind, and goofy person, who will do anything to make you smile. He is very lovable even though he doesn't think so. Aiken is probably one of the strangest people you will meet but is so much fun to be around. Aiken is always there if you need someone to talk to and is a great companion. If you ever meet an Aiken, make sure that you don't distance yourself from him. He will do anything for you if you become his friend. He is very easy to talk to and always gives you a good laugh. If your having a bad day, Aiken will be there to cheer you up.
Aiken by It Will All Be Ok :) May 29, 2019
Aiken Scholars Academy
A school created in aiken meant to join all of the "smart" children together. If you go there, you're one of three types of students; really gay, athletic as hell, or the teacher's pet. Our school song is i want it that way so that's a bonus but we also don't have any sports so that's a big downside.
Aiken Scholars Academy by WhosJoe69 December 9, 2019
clay aiken
1) the gay runner up in american idol
2) the runner up in a non-racially viased show
3) a short hobbit
4) a man who is in love with a man (aka homo)
5) a person who has no friends and should be called a claymate because she is so femanine
2) the runner up in a non-racially viased show
3) a short hobbit
4) a man who is in love with a man (aka homo)
5) a person who has no friends and should be called a claymate because she is so femanine
"you are such a clay aiken, dude. go away"
"i don't do that sort of thing. the closest to you i'll ever be is if my foot goes up your ass. go back to p-town."
"i don't do that sort of thing. the closest to you i'll ever be is if my foot goes up your ass. go back to p-town."
clay aiken by i_am_jesus September 22, 2008
Aiken, SC
A retirement place for old folks. Lots of golf and lots of horses for horse lovers. A place where hopes and dreams come to die. There isn't much to do or see, and the Aiken Mall (it's more of a hallway than a mall) is mostly dead, Books-A-Million is what keeps it barely alive.
It has things for old folks to do and things for very young children, but not much for teens and young adults. No big buildings over two stories high and a lot of people there are proud to be Southern. In some places in Aiken, it's like living in the 1960's. Lots of Southern Baptists and religious people too.
It has things for old folks to do and things for very young children, but not much for teens and young adults. No big buildings over two stories high and a lot of people there are proud to be Southern. In some places in Aiken, it's like living in the 1960's. Lots of Southern Baptists and religious people too.
Person 1: Dude, I have bad news...
Person 2: What? What's wrong?
Person 1: I have to go to Aiken, SC to visit my Great Aunt June for a whole week.
Person 2: I'm so sorry, here take some of my things so you have something to do there.
Person 1: Thanks man, you're the best! *bro hug*
Person A: Hey ya!
Person B: Hi...
Person A: I'm from Aiken, SC. Where you from?
Person B: Augusta, GA...
Person A: Lucky! You guys have a real mall and things to do!
Person B: Haha, yeah
Person 2: What? What's wrong?
Person 1: I have to go to Aiken, SC to visit my Great Aunt June for a whole week.
Person 2: I'm so sorry, here take some of my things so you have something to do there.
Person 1: Thanks man, you're the best! *bro hug*
Person A: Hey ya!
Person B: Hi...
Person A: I'm from Aiken, SC. Where you from?
Person B: Augusta, GA...
Person A: Lucky! You guys have a real mall and things to do!
Person B: Haha, yeah
Aiken
A county in South Carolina and a smalll ass city in South Carolina. Lot's of horses and old people. Oh, joy.