Teacher - "Lilo, why are you late?"
Lilo - "It's sandwich day."
Teacher - "...."
Lilo - sigh " Every Thursday when I come to class I bring Pudge the fish a
peanut butter sandwich..."
Teacher - "Pudge is a fish?"
Lilo - " and today we were all out of
peanut butter, so I asked my sister what to do and she said to give him TUNA! ...do
you know what tuna is???"
Teacher - "fish?"
Lilo- "ITTT'S FISH!!! I can't feed Pudge TUNA, I'd be an ABOMINATION! I was late, because I had to run to the store and get peanut butter because, all we had was..was STICKIN TUNA!!!
Teacher - "Lilo, why is this so important?"
Lilo - "...Pudge control's the weather."