a special weaver

a very special individual with special learning abilities, whose bowel problems and lush behavior prevent him/her from normal activity.

After a night of binge drinking the special weaver was forced to sleep in the garage, and then scolded for trying to scale the chimney.

A special weaver attempted to fart, but instead stained his pants with an obtuse amount of ass fluid.

a special weaver by the glazed brownie master November 19, 2009

that is a special bj

One in which the tongue is swirled continuosly around the bulbous head of the erect penis. In other instances, the person giving the blowjob will go wild while performing the oral manuevers but will never allow the teeth to touch the sensitive penile skin.

On the first Friday of each month, Jimmy's girlfriend would give him a blowjob lasting from 45 minutes to one hour. She would take no breaks, and would conintuously swirl her tongue while humming the Star Spangled Banner and the 1812 overture. At the end she would dutifully swallow all the emissions. "Now, that is a special bj", Jimmy would smile and say.

that is a special bj by Bubbafishous September 13, 2008

make a spectacle 

The act of ejaculating on your girlfriends eyeglasses.

"Sorry baby I didn't mean to make a spectacle."

make a spectacle by bmpimpin November 20, 2011

a special

A handjob with the guy's clothes still on, over the pants.

He's getting a special under the table right now!

a special by shadow122 March 16, 2014

pull more tail than a special needs kid at a petting zoo 

another way of saying a guy gets laid a lot tail haste two contexts in this fraise the first one is referring to pussy the next one is the tail of a dog or something that special needs kids will pull on if the animal try's to escape there petting

ian: yeah bro next last year when i whent to college i pull more tail than a special needs kid at a petting zoo

chris: yeah buddy

pull more tail than a special needs kid at a petting zoo by Rocheman4280 August 31, 2013

your as cute as a speckled pup 

A female or male that may be in your own opinion good looking and ya have a crush on her or him. You've seen a speckled puppy before.... prety damn cute !

Amber baby ,Your as cute as a speckled pup !!! So if I ever call ya a bitch ... I mean a cute lil'puppy bitch baby.

your as cute as a speckled pup by Donkey Barn's April 15, 2017

A special poptard breakfast 

A low IQ person executed in the electic chair.

Ryan had an 76 IQ. Ryan killed 5 members of his family receiving five death sentences. Years later Ryan screamed when he saw the electic chair as entered the death chamber. He shouted, "The guards promised him a special poptard breakfast not a permanent nap".

A special poptard breakfast by queensburykid September 12, 2022